Boot_Scraper Posted January 30, 2019 Report Share Posted January 30, 2019 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
98Z5V Posted January 31, 2019 Report Share Posted January 31, 2019 ^^^^ NO JOKE!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
98Z5V Posted January 31, 2019 Report Share Posted January 31, 2019 On another note - check THIS GUY OUT! Holy SHIIT! Wait for it... WAAAAAIT FOR IT!... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unforgiven Posted January 31, 2019 Report Share Posted January 31, 2019 Wow I didn't see that ? coming. Good one bro ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shepp Posted March 6, 2019 Report Share Posted March 6, 2019 I got a kick outta this, especially around 3:30 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Armed Eye Doc Posted March 7, 2019 Report Share Posted March 7, 2019 These contacts are a real thing that are about to come out. It may not go exactly like in the video though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sketch Posted March 8, 2019 Report Share Posted March 8, 2019 Doc! ?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shepp Posted March 8, 2019 Report Share Posted March 8, 2019 not funny, but when life kicks me in the balls I often think of this, hammer down and just remember “good” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boot_Scraper Posted March 19, 2019 Report Share Posted March 19, 2019 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Armed Eye Doc Posted March 21, 2019 Report Share Posted March 21, 2019 Venezuelan military scare tactics. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
98Z5V Posted March 21, 2019 Report Share Posted March 21, 2019 (edited) If I saw that gang of jackasses charging me and yelling like that, I would beat the everloving fuk out of them with a purple 3ft Double Headed Jelly Dong. They fukkin SUCK at bayonet drills, too. Edited March 21, 2019 by 98Z5V Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belt Fed Posted March 29, 2019 Report Share Posted March 29, 2019 (edited) https://youtu.be/tGiw5v7OZl8 Edited March 29, 2019 by Belt Fed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Armed Eye Doc Posted April 13, 2019 Report Share Posted April 13, 2019 @98Z5V I wasn't sure if this should have gone in the 98Z needs this thread. @JF89 posted this on https://forum.full30.com/t/ar-that-shoots-dildos/10759?u=armedeyedoc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
98Z5V Posted April 13, 2019 Report Share Posted April 13, 2019 ^^^ That's a Can Cannon barrel in there, that ported barrel they showed at the beginning... I'll bet I could make one of these... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bubbas4570 Posted April 13, 2019 Report Share Posted April 13, 2019 I'm thinking if the dildAR was fired at those Venezuelan soldiers, they wouldn't be so tough then!!!!!!😨😲😂😂😂😂😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
98Z5V Posted April 13, 2019 Report Share Posted April 13, 2019 3 minutes ago, bubbas4570 said: I'm thinking if the dildAR was fired at those Venezuelan soldiers, they wouldn't be so tough then!!!!!!😨😲😂😂😂😂😂 Right?! How can you defend yourself from a flying purple penis?... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JF89 Posted April 29, 2019 Report Share Posted April 29, 2019 On 4/13/2019 at 10:33 AM, Armed Eye Doc said: @98Z5V I wasn't sure if this should have gone in the 98Z needs this thread. @JF89 posted this on https://forum.full30.com/t/ar-that-shoots-dildos/10759?u=armedeyedoc What would he need it for, Home protection? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DNP Posted April 29, 2019 Report Share Posted April 29, 2019 The 3' doubleheaded purple jelly dong is his go to choice for home protection. The psychological impact of getting thumped with one is his favorite part. This merely extends the range of its usefulness. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JF89 Posted April 30, 2019 Report Share Posted April 30, 2019 13 hours ago, DNP said: The 3' doubleheaded purple jelly dong is his go to choice for home protection. The psychological impact of getting thumped with one is his favorite part. This merely extends the range of its usefulness. I wonder, do you lube the dong or the bore for proper ejaculation/ejection? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sketch Posted April 30, 2019 Report Share Posted April 30, 2019 39 minutes ago, JF89 said: I wonder, do you lube the dong or the bore for proper ejaculation/ejection? all you have to worry about is sand ! ( its a desert thing..) 😈 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JF89 Posted April 30, 2019 Report Share Posted April 30, 2019 2 minutes ago, sketch said: all you have to worry about is sand ! ( its a desert thing..) 😈 I try not to get sand on my dong, nothing good comes of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sketch Posted April 30, 2019 Report Share Posted April 30, 2019 27 minutes ago, JF89 said: I try not to get sand on my dong, nothing good comes of it. your a " head " of of the game! lol! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt.Cross Posted April 30, 2019 Author Report Share Posted April 30, 2019 Less jaw jacking, more videos! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Armed Eye Doc Posted May 4, 2019 Report Share Posted May 4, 2019 I just saw this one on TV. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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