mrmackc Posted September 2, 2017 Report Share Posted September 2, 2017 4 hours ago, Matt.Cross said: Well, Jim Bob was behind Leroy when the preacher stuck his finger in Leroy's ear. When the preacher finished his prayer, Jim had vanished. Looking puzzled, the preacher asked Jim Bob's wife what was ailing him, to which she replied "Hemorrhoids." Matt that is a sequel to "The healing preacher in Detroit" I hadn't heard before.... good one!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
survivalshop Posted October 22, 2017 Report Share Posted October 22, 2017 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unforgiven Posted October 22, 2017 Report Share Posted October 22, 2017 Hahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeD Posted October 22, 2017 Report Share Posted October 22, 2017 ex Navy airdale, but that's funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Armed Eye Doc Posted November 14, 2017 Report Share Posted November 14, 2017 My Last Round of Golf While golfing, I took a quick turn to avoid hitting a chuck hole, and accidentally overturned my golf cart near the base of a tree on the fringe of the cart path, and severely banged my head. A very beautiful, attractive, golfer, who lived on the edge of the golf course, heard the noise, and ran out of her villa and shouted, "Are you okay?" As I looked up, I noticed she was wearing only a silky see through bath robe which was partially open, revealing what appeared to be a VERY VERY nice figure. "I'm okay I think," I replied as I pulled myself out from under the twisted cart. She said, " Follow me to my villa so I can clean and bandage that nasty scrape on your head, then you can rest a while, and I'll help you upright the cart later." "That's nice of you," I answered, but I don't think my wife will like me doing that! "Oh, come now, I am a nurse" she insisted. "I need to see if you have any more scrapes and then treat them properly." Well, she was really pretty, and very persuasive and being sort of shaken and weak, I agreed, but repeated, "I'm sure my wife won't like this." We walked to her place just 100 yards away, and after a couple of Scotch and waters and the bandaging, I thanked her and said, "I feel a lot better, but I know my wife is going to be really upset, so I'd better go now." Don't be silly!" she said with a smile, letting her robe fall even more open. "Stay for a while. She won't know anything, and by the way, where is she?" I replied, "Still under the cart, I guess." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C Funnk Posted November 14, 2017 Report Share Posted November 14, 2017 Even my wife thought that was hilarious! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AMERIKINSHIP Posted November 15, 2017 Report Share Posted November 15, 2017 My gal got a kick out of it too! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sketch Posted November 15, 2017 Report Share Posted November 15, 2017 lol doc ?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unforgiven Posted November 15, 2017 Report Share Posted November 15, 2017 Hahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
392heminut Posted November 15, 2017 Report Share Posted November 15, 2017 Mayra laughed at this one too Doc! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
survivalshop Posted November 19, 2017 Report Share Posted November 19, 2017 Engineers Go To Heaven An Engineer dies... and goes to Hell. Dissatisfied with the level of comfort, he starts designing and building improvements. After a while, Hell has air conditioning, flush toilets and escalators. The engineer is a pretty popular guy. One day God calls and asks Satan, "So, how's it going down there?" Satan says, "Hey things are going great. We've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and there's no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next." God is horrified. "What? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake - he should never have gone down there! You know all engineers go to Heaven. Send him up here! " Satan says, "No way. I like having an engineer on the staff. I'm keeping him." God says, "Send him back up here or I'll sue." "Yeah, right," Satan laughs, "and where are you going to get a lawyer?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Armed Eye Doc Posted November 19, 2017 Report Share Posted November 19, 2017 Lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unforgiven Posted November 19, 2017 Report Share Posted November 19, 2017 Hahaha...I have set AC equipment in hell...it was a little warm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sketch Posted November 19, 2017 Report Share Posted November 19, 2017 hahaha thats funny shits! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rsquared Posted November 20, 2017 Report Share Posted November 20, 2017 SS knocked it outta the park on that one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
survivalshop Posted November 23, 2017 Report Share Posted November 23, 2017 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sketch Posted November 23, 2017 Report Share Posted November 23, 2017 hahaha!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unforgiven Posted November 23, 2017 Report Share Posted November 23, 2017 My o'lady sounds like the shuttle taking off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DNP Posted November 24, 2017 Report Share Posted November 24, 2017 Silent maybe...butt something smells of death in here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sisco Posted November 27, 2017 Report Share Posted November 27, 2017 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
98Z5V Posted November 27, 2017 Report Share Posted November 27, 2017 HAHA!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unforgiven Posted November 27, 2017 Report Share Posted November 27, 2017 nice doggie..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shepp Posted December 7, 2017 Report Share Posted December 7, 2017 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shepp Posted December 7, 2017 Report Share Posted December 7, 2017 On 11/26/2017 at 8:02 PM, Sisco said: Reminds my of this, but this is real ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rcnut Posted December 11, 2017 Report Share Posted December 11, 2017 You all know why Santa Claus is always happy and jolly????????????????????? because Mrs. Claus likes to slide up and down on his chimney while she lets him play with her HO HO's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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