albertschmitz

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I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubble gum

You call that a knife? That’s not a knife. This is a knife - Crocodile Dundee This is a real badge, I’m a real cop, and this is a real fucking gun - Lethal Weapon Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place - City Slickers I do wish we could chat longer, but I’m having an old friend for dinner - The Silence of the Lambs Warning! Assholes are closer than they appear - Ace Ventura Pet Detective Every man dies. Not every man really lives – Braveheart There’s only two men I trust. One of ‘em’s me, the other one’s not you - Con Air Stupid is as stupid does - Forrest Gump Son, you got a panty on your head - Raising Arizona And one that is too close to reality today - Drones I am the law. Put down your weapons and prepare to be judged - Judge Dredd

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