Favorite crimes

[MaDuce]

This is basically a "dumbest criminals" thread. Let's share some of our favorites:

 

"Meesa Jar Jar Binks. Meesa holding you up. Gnough.....meesa clumsy"

 

Assup Foo VS Kung Fu

 

How do you know when you've picked the wrong store to rob? Maybe when the security system is designed to alert the owner in stead of police:

 

Things usually go down and look different in real life then in Hollywood movies. But not in this case:

 

If you think hiding behind a bar is a bad way to evade bikers, check out this guy's way of evading police:

If you think it doesn't get any worse then the above, get a load of these two geniuses:

Edited October 6, 2014 by MaDuce