wetncold Posted September 24, 2015 Report Share Posted September 24, 2015 A private jet arrives at Heathrow international airport and Donald Trump strides to a waiting limousine which drives him to a warm and dignified reception from the Queen. From there, they are driven in a 1934 Bentley to the edge of central London where they change to a magnificent 17th century carriage hitched to six white horses.They continue on towards Buckingham Palace waving to the thousands of cheering Britons; all is going well.Suddenly, the right rear horse lets fly with the most horrendous earth-shattering fart ever heard in the British Empire. The fart shakes the coach. The smell is atrocious! Both passengers in the carriage must use perfume-dipped handkerchiefs over their nose, but the two do their best to ignore the incident.The Queen turns to Trump saying, "Mr. Trump, please accept my regrets. I am sure you understand there are some things that even a Queen cannot control."Trump, with his usual diplomatic aplomb, replied, "Your Majesty, do not give the matter another thought. Until you mentioned it, I thought it was one of the horses." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt.Cross Posted September 24, 2015 Report Share Posted September 24, 2015 ROFLMAO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sketch Posted September 25, 2015 Report Share Posted September 25, 2015 Lol!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slugger43 Posted September 25, 2015 Report Share Posted September 25, 2015 Fun-nee! Hysterical! A riot! As Winston Churchill once said: "If that's not true, it should be, and more and better besides." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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