wetncold Posted September 24, 2015 Report Posted September 24, 2015 A private jet arrives at Heathrow international airport and Donald Trump strides to a waiting limousine which drives him to a warm and dignified reception from the Queen. From there, they are driven in a 1934 Bentley to the edge of central London where they change to a magnificent 17th century carriage hitched to six white horses.They continue on towards Buckingham Palace waving to the thousands of cheering Britons; all is going well.Suddenly, the right rear horse lets fly with the most horrendous earth-shattering fart ever heard in the British Empire. The fart shakes the coach. The smell is atrocious! Both passengers in the carriage must use perfume-dipped handkerchiefs over their nose, but the two do their best to ignore the incident.The Queen turns to Trump saying, "Mr. Trump, please accept my regrets. I am sure you understand there are some things that even a Queen cannot control."Trump, with his usual diplomatic aplomb, replied, "Your Majesty, do not give the matter another thought. Until you mentioned it, I thought it was one of the horses."
slugger43 Posted September 25, 2015 Report Posted September 25, 2015 Fun-nee! Hysterical! A riot! As Winston Churchill once said: "If that's not true, it should be, and more and better besides."
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