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Everything posted by suzukiray
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No, the long mags hold TEN .458 rounds. Ray.
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I just finished my 7.62x39, 7.5 inch upper yesterday too! Pew, pew, pew, pew, pew, pew, .50 cents!!! Mike, I have all 10 round mags for my .458. Interesting how you can engrave a regular magazine to say .458 Socom & it is a 10 round magazine!!! LOL!! Ray.
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Yeah, except, Bang! 3 dollars, Bang! 3 dollars, Bang! 3 dollars!!! LOL!! Ray.
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It is finally finished!! I used a billet, 80% lower, a Nickel boron BCG, all Magpul furniture, a Velocity trigger & a Tromix 16.25 inch stainless barrel & gas block with their bolt, a stainless brake & a 15 inch Novesky copy hand guard.
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http://www.foxnews.com/opinion/2016/05/30/rick-perry-truth-about-american-sniper-chris-kyle.html?intcmp=ob_article_sidebar_video&intcmp=obnetwork
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A teacher was asking each of the kids in her class what they needed at home? 1st kid says "A computer". Teacher replies "That'd be very useful." 2nd kid says "A new lawn mower" and gets a similar response Little Johnny pops up and says: " At my house we don't need anything." The teacher asks him to think again carefully as everybody needs something. Little Johnny replies, "Nope I'm sure! When my sister started dating a Muslim, I remember Dad saying, Well, that's the last phucking thing we need."
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Siamese twins walk into a bar in Toronto and park themselves on a bar stool. One of them says to the bartender, "Don't mind us; as you can see, we're joined side by side at the hip. I'm John, he's Jim. Two Molson Canadian draft beers, please." The bartender, feeling slightly awkward, tries to make polite conversation while pouring the beers. "Been on vacation yet, boys"? "Off to England next month," says John. "We go to England every year, rent a car and drive for miles. Don't we, Jim?" Jim agrees. "Ah, England !" says the bartender. "Wonderful country ... the history, the beer, the culture ..." "Nah, we don't like all that British stuff," says John. "Hamburgers and Molson's beer, that's us, eh Jim? And we can't stand the English - they're so arrogant and rude." Bartender asks: Then why keep going to England? "It's the only chance Jim gets to drive."
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The Richland Police report finding a man's body in the Columbia River, near the confluence of the Yakima River, at Columbia park. The dead man's name will not be released until his family has been notified. The victim apparently drowned due to excessive marijuana consumption. He was wearing black fishnet stockings, a red garter belt, a pink G-string, a strap-on dildo, purple lipstick, and a ‘Hillary for President' T-shirt. He also had a cucumber in his rectum. The police removed the Hillary T-shirt to spare his family any unnecessary embarrassment. In spite of what we sometimes think, the Police do care.
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I went fishing this morning but after a short time I ran out of worms. Then I saw a cottonmouth with a frog in his mouth. Frogs are good bass bait. Knowing the snake couldn't bite me with the frog in his mouth I grabbed him right behind the head, took the frog, and put it in my bait bucket. Now the dilemma was how to release the snake without getting bit. So, I grabbed my bottle of Jack Daniels and poured a little whiskey in its mouth. His eyes rolled back, he went limp. I released him into the lake without incident and carried on fishing using the frog. A little later, I felt a nudge on my foot. It was that snake, with two more frogs. Ray.
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Know how to keep the Raiders out of your front yard? Paint a goal line on the curb!! Ray.
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Care to place a wager on this???? Ray.
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A priest is checking into a hotel. He says to the desk clerk "I hope your porn is disabled!" The clerk replies "No, we have regular porn you SICK PEVERT!!!" Ray.
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The day before the battle of the Alamo happened, Jim Bowie & Davy Crockett were talking. Jim just happened to look out over the wall & said "Holy poop Davy! There's 3000 Mexicans out there!!" Davy Crockett looked out over the wall, turned to Jim Bowie & said "Nobody said anything about landscaping today!!" Ray.
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When I heard Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson were guest preachers at a nearby black Houston church, I decided to check them out in person and see what it was all about. I sat down and Sharpton came up to me, I don't know why, maybe it was because I was the only white person in the Church. He laid his hands on my hand and said: "By the will of Jesus the Lord All Mighty, and the will of God, you will walk today. " I told him I was not paralyzed. Then Jesse Jackson came by and said: "By the Grace of God, and his Son Jesus, the Lord All Mighty, you will walk today. " Again I told him there is nothing wrong with me. After the sermon I stepped outside and Lo and Behold, my fucking car had been stolen.... Ray.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OVnYNlEN_z0#t=220 Ray.
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If you ever have a buddy giving you chit & you want to shut them up, ask them "What sexual position makes the ugliest babies?" When they ask "What position?" Tell them to go ask their Mom!!! Ray.
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Sorry for not calling you on New Year's, but I just got out of jail. I was locked up for punching the poop out of this idiot at a party. In my defense, when you hear an Arab counting down from 10 your instincts kick in.
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I spent $5,000 on a boob job for the wife. She was delighted. I spent another $2,000 on a nose job for her. She was ecstatic. I spent $2,000 on liposuction for her and she couldn't thank me enough. But I spend 50 bucks on a blowjob for myself and she goes fucking nuts! Women, I can't figure them out.
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A woman in labor is in pain and screaming profanity at her husband from her hospital bed. He says, "Hey, don't blame me! I wanted to stick it in your ass, but N-O-O-O-O, you said that might hurt!
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Where are the Raiders BITCHES today??!!!! LMFAO!!!! Thug nation meets REAL football!!! Chiefs for the win!!!! Ray.
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If the radiator is original, it could just need replaced as they will get clogged after time, if it wasn't flushed. Could be as simple as that. Easy to test to see if it is the radiator. Ray.
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http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=c95_1416256401 Guy accidentally hits "Fap" button on his prosthetic arm!! LMAO!!! Looks like Tom too!! LOL!!! Ray.
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Ahhhh, memories… Dating in 1958. You need to be able to remember the era to really enjoy this.... It was a hot Saturday evening in the summer of 1958 and Fred had a date with Peggy Sue. He arrived at her house and rang the bell. "Oh, come on in!" Peggy Sue's mother said as she welcomed Fred in. "So, what are you and Peggy planning to do tonight?" she asked. "Oh, probably catch a movie, and then maybe grab a bite to eat at the malt shop, maybe take a walk on the beach." "Peggy likes to screw, you know," Mom informed him. "Is that so?" asked Fred, incredulous. "Yes," said the mother. "As a matter of fact, she'd screw all night if we let her!" "Well, thanks for the tip," Fred said as he began thinking about alternate plans for the evening. "Have fun, kids," the mother said as they left. Half an hour later, a completely disheveled Peggy Sue burst into the house and slammed the front door behind her. "The TWIST, Mom, the TWIST!" she angrily yelled at her mother. "THE DAMN DANCE IS CALLED THE TWIST!!!"









