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suzukiray

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About suzukiray

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    DNP's Friend (Beware)
  • Birthday 05/21/1961

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    Male
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    Disneyland (Goofy Bastard)
  • Interests
    I drag race motorcycles, build & restore Suzuki GS1100s & 1150s & build race engines. I do a LOT of head porting every year & that's how I relax. Now I have this new AR disease to figure out how to deal with!

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  1. A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes." The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!" The woman said, "That's okay." For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world. The frog warned ☝her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to". The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful woman and he will have eyes only for me." So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful woman in the world! For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you." The woman said, "That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine." So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world! The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd like a mild heart attack." Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them. Attention female readers : This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here and continue feeling good. Male readers: Please scroll down. The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife. Moral of the story: Women think they're really smart. Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show. Note: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen.
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  3. Welcome from Disneyland! I am with Dirk in waiting to hear how your 12 gauge turns out!!!
  4. Belt Fed, do you know what the difference is between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer? The taste.
  5. Diesel cost me $3.62 a gallon yesterday at Shell with .05 off for using my card and another .10 off for rewards.
  6. I was in my backyard trying to launch a kite. I threw the kite up in the air, the wind would catch it for a few seconds, then it would come crashing back down to earth. I tried this a few more times with no success. All the while, my wife is watching from the kitchen window, muttering to herself how men need to be told how to do everything. She opens the window and yelled at me, 'You need a piece of tail.' I turned with a confused look on my face and said, 'Make up your mind. Last night, you told me to go fly a kite.
  7. Welcome from The People's Republic of Commiefornia, near Disneyland. Ill be 60 this May and am still learning! I'm a finish carpenter so know your joys of work!! Welcome!!!!
  8. Welcome from The People's Republic of Commiefornia!
  9. The solar on my house has cut my electric bill to zero. We have a good amount of sunlight in Commiefornia though. Colder places have it tougher. My brother in Kansas City goes out and brooms the snow off his and they still make power!
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