bubbasks Posted December 23, 2014 Report Share Posted December 23, 2014 Some Paratroopers were on patrol north of Fallujah when they came upon an Iraqi Soldier who was badly injured and unconscious. On the opposite side of the road was an American Paratrooper in a similar but less serious state. The Paratrooper was conscious and alert and as first aid was given to both men, the squad leader asked the injured Paratrooper what had happened. The Paratrooper reported, "I was moving north along the highway here, and coming south was a heavily armed enemy soldier. We saw each other and both took cover in the ditches along the road. I yelled to him that Saddam Hussein was a miserable, lowlife scum bag who got what he deserved. He yelled back that Barack Obama is a lying, good-for-nothing, left wing Commie who isn't even an American. So I said that Osama Bin Laden dressed and acts like a frigid, mean-spirited, mentally unstable *****! He retaliated by yelling, Oh yeah? Well, so does Nancy Pelosi! And, there we were, in the middle of the road, shaking hands, when a damn truck hit us. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shepp Posted December 23, 2014 Report Share Posted December 23, 2014 Lmao!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unforgiven Posted December 24, 2014 Report Share Posted December 24, 2014 Good one brother bubba. <lmao> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rsquared Posted December 24, 2014 Report Share Posted December 24, 2014 Now THAT's Fukin funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wetncold Posted December 24, 2014 Report Share Posted December 24, 2014 Good 'un! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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