Dracomeister Posted January 28, 2014 Report Share Posted January 28, 2014 Well, there I wuz, down in the back 40 gittin ready to try out my bran new muzzle brakin thang (y'all know bout them thangs but it wuz new to me) when i re-lized I ain't got no cotton to stuff in my ears. I figgered, whut the heck, can't be no louder than them sticks of 40% we fish with. So I git the gun all laid out on the stump and pick out that there piece a papper I stuck in the log end out yonder, I takes a big ole deep breath, blows out most uv it (cause I dint know whut I needed it all fer) an squeezed down on the trigger ... GEE HAW WHIMMYDIDDLE! ... Who wee, I can't hear nothin' but the Church bells a ringin an I figgered I wuz deff as a post. Figgered I wuz probly best off goin back up to Maw and gittin some cotton afore I tried that again (an maybe a drink uv "sprang water" whilst I wuz there to ease off the pain). Well, she give me whut fer fer bein pure stupid an bone headed, an a cupple other thangs I didn't hear reel well an then she give me sum plastic ear muffs. Well, them thangs looked purty funny an they sure clamped down on the noise but I had a reel problem with them thangs bouncin off ever time I shot but anyway they wuz better than them bells a ringin. Cupple days later on, Maw called me in an she talked sum more about my ancestory, my lack uv edecasion and upbringin, and some unsavory habits I didn't know she knowed about, then she give me a couple uv whut she called Walker's Game Ears (I knowed she wuz funnin me cause I seen lots a ears on game and ain't none uv em looked like these thangs. In fact, they look a hole lot like whut ole Judge Purtle wears down at the jailhouse to help his hearin. I couldn't see how sumpthin what was supposed to hep my heerin could cut down on that there muzzle breakin blast but I figgered whut the heck, I'd give em a try (sides which, ifn I wuz stone cold deff, she couldn't pich a fit when I pertended I didn't hear her talkin to me) so I put em in and proceeded down to the stump agin ... Hot Diggity Dog, them thangs wurked! All I heered wuz a "Boink" when the gun went off even though I could heer them corduroy britches a zip zip zippin whilst I wuz a walkin. The only down side I kin see now is that Maw wants me to wear em all the time and says there ain't no scuse fer not heerin her holler! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unforgiven Posted January 28, 2014 Report Share Posted January 28, 2014 <lmao> Brother you sure can spin a yarn...Electronic ear pro is good stuff..You can hear a fly fart with them.Maw loves her boy. <thumbsup> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dane Armory Posted January 28, 2014 Report Share Posted January 28, 2014 I have a pair of Winchester brand that are great I can hear people talking 50 yards away and it blocks all the gun fire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
washguy Posted January 28, 2014 Report Share Posted January 28, 2014 <laughs> Wash Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tripledeuce Posted January 29, 2014 Report Share Posted January 29, 2014 Much better than my version! :banana: :banana: :banana: Terry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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