Matt.Cross Posted January 29, 2011 Report Posted January 29, 2011 Ok, so my 2-yr old somehow managed to locate a piece of his own poo, and much to his parents' disgust, attempted to eat it before we could stop him. So immediately he spits it right back out, proclaiming judgement of the strange object's taste with an emphatic "Bleghhhh" and a sour face... So as my sweetheart is telling me what happened, I started dying laughing, and my little boy apparently realized he was the cause of my mirth and started laughing too ( we Cross boys like attention ). So here we are laughing our heads off while Mom is going ballistic at both of us, and I open my big mouth in the little guy's defense... So gentlemen, here's a phrase you should never use to calm your wife down when your child has attempted to eat his own poo: "Aw hon, come on, look at that ****-eating grin and tell me it's not funny!"If anyone needs me, I'll be in the doghouse.
SWshooter Posted January 29, 2011 Report Posted January 29, 2011 I had my doghouse remodeled, I spend so much time there <dontknow>
SARDUDE Posted January 29, 2011 Report Posted January 29, 2011 Somehow, I don't miss the poo eating days much!!!!! <laughs>
SWshooter Posted January 30, 2011 Report Posted January 30, 2011 Parenthood can be so enlightening of the advancement of human evolution <thumbsup>
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