planeflyer21

This is a story about a couple who had been happily married for years, the only friction in their marriage was the husband’s habit of farting loudly every morning when he awoke the noise would wake his wife and the smell would make her eyes water and make her gasp for air. Every morning she would plead with him to stop ripping them off because it was making her sick. He told her he couldn't stop it and that it was perfectly natural. She told him to see a doctor, she was concerned that one day he would blow his guts out. The years went by and he continued to rip them out. Then one Christmas day morning, as she was preparing the turkey for dinner and he was upstairs sound asleep, she looked at the innards, neck, gizzard, liver and all the spare parts, and a malicious thought came to her. She took the bowl and went upstairs where her husband was sound asleep and, gently pulling the bed covers back, she pulled back the elastic waistband of his underpants and emptied the bowl of turkey guts into his shorts. Sometime later she heard her husband waken with his usual trumpeting which was followed by a blood curdling scream and the sound of frantic footsteps as he ran into the bath room. The wife could hardly control herself as she rolled on the floor laughing, tears in her eyes! After years of torture she reckoned she had got him back pretty good. About twenty minutes later, her husband came downstairs in his blood stained underpants with a look of horror on his face. She bit her lip as she asked him what was the matter. He said, “Honey you were right… all these years you have warned me and I didn't listen to you.” “What do you mean?” asked his wife. “Well, you always told me that one day I would end up farting my guts out, and today it finally happened, but by the grace of god, some Vaseline and two fingers. I think I got most of them back in…….............…..”

Heck Shepp, just found a forum where dude's friend busted the same part...he called Remington and Big Green sent the part out to him free of charge. http://www.okshooters.com/showthread.php?77131-Need-a-mag-latch-for-a-Remington-710

What caliber? How's it broken? Pics? Looks like it may be one part for the whole 700 series...700, 710, 770. At least those with detachable magazines.

I think I used to work with her.

Sweet! Vacations are always the bomb! Glad you had a good time bro. :))

That is a GREAT looking LRB!

<laughs> That's why I can't shoot straight!

Here you go: http://www.amazon.com/Votescam-Stealing-America-Victoria-Collier-ebook/dp/B00AN62068/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1382791480&sr=8-2&keywords=votescam

C'mon Matt! Actually, your avatar looks like your face stuck looking at granny's pumpkin stems.

Yup. For those that don't believe it, find a copy of Votescam.

Choate tube+Tom's bentness...does that equal "choke tube"? "C'mere chicken!!" Back on topic. You'll just have to wait and see where the project is going, you nonbelievers.

I've not seen one for sale. They will be...they will be.

Or... is it really a global conspiracy to control all, get the masses to march into ovens, rid the elite of the useless eaters by breaking their bank first, then offering to feed their families? Do you really think anyone could be THAT stupid? (question applies to either the politicos spending or taxpayers paying)

That was a fast turn-a-round! Almost makes me wish I had something to send them. Those RRA poly-1911s are whispering my name.

That is cool! Good job!

In Arizona it is a felony to harass hunters/trappers/fishermen. As to this guy...taking popshots at people with permission to be on that private property...he's lucky he only got arrested.

:thefinger: He agreed to take one for the team. I wouldn't touch either one with my enemy's tallywhacker!

Bikini watch!!

Nothing like an ambi mag release to trip with your trigger finger, just above the ambi bolt-stop. But curse that damn proprietary BC group!!!!

Some of ya'll sickasses need some payback!! Boo!!

Just deleted my whole fkucin reply!! I want the extra length for a longer mag extension...and one of those wonderful tri-rails too!

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Plenty of long time after Nixon nixed the partial gold standard. In Kentucky, tobacco and horses were still being worked by whites and blacks into the mid '90s. Now it's all "undocumented migrants".

Where can we get those shorts for our women?! Marines...don't be upset. The truth hurts sometimes. :hornet: <outtahere>

Her suttle steering...with no hands...was what riveted my attention. I'll volunteer to be her training pommel horse!