Friday, March 31st - 0500
Charlotte International Airport
I arrived at the airport and encountered my first logistical challenge of the trip. I located a parking space in the extremely packed long term parking, but there were cars closely parked on either side, and my big-ass pelican case is in the rear seat of my truck cab. How to remove my case becomes the first challenge.
I resolve it by removing the case first, and then pulling into my parking spot. Problem solved, so far so good.
The airport shuttle shows up and I embark, ignoring stares from sheeple types alarmed by the presence of luggage that clearly indicates that the owner isn't a common desk jockey.
Walking into the airport, I was immediately greeted as I approached the American Airlines ticket counter by a very nice smiling black lady who very loudly asked for all the sheeple in line to hear, "DO YOU HAVE FIREARMS?" as she points at the Pelican case. Hot diggity, a fellow enthusiast! I grinned ear to ear and replied equally loudly, "YES MAAM!".
She then adopted an indoor appropriate voice and kindly pointed me to a specific service desk and said helpfully, "Over there.", virtually eliminating any chance of error on my part.
Things progressed smoothly at the ticket counter, the agent actually thanked me very politely for having an itemized list of declared firearms. She had me sign to confirm that they were unloaded, printed my claim receipts, and called the TSA Inspector over to be escorted to the TSA examination area. I followed the TSA guy to an Employee Access Only area, feeling smugly rebellious that I'm not TSA. I was asked to unlock the Pelican case and not touch any of the firearms. I helped the TSA agent remove the upper layers of foam, and when he had verified all the declared items, he casually asked me about my occupation as we replaced the upper layers of foam and restored the case to it's prior condition. I told him I was a civilian headed to a training event and he seemed satisfied. Reflecting on these events, I wish I had informed him that information is classified, and asked him how far his security clearance went.
Anyways, I escorted the TSA agent back to the ticket counter, where I witnessed as he loaded the case onto the luggage belt. I shook his hand and thanked him for explaining what I could expect in the future, this being my first time flying with firearms, and headed towards the TSA Pre-Check line, which is a massive time saver BTW.
0530 hours -
I arrive at the gate, only have to wait two more hours to takeoff.
0700 hours -
Boarding begins. Flight shows on time to depart at 0730.
0730 hours -
The pilot comes over the intercom, thankfully he sounds nothing like Ron. I'm so relieved I don't even sweat an hour delay for shifting weather patterns.
0820 hours -
The plane pushes away from the gate, takeoff is executed at 0830. Operation Desert Tempest has begun!