Un-Natural Fear of Inanimate Objects

[imschur]

I have a new way of handling anti gun conversations with folks, it's almost becoming a sport for me.

 

When a person is being rediculous I will ask if they have always had an un-natural fear of inanimate objects which will usually get a stupid response or look. I will then sympathetically tell them I understand completely understand and will follow up with something personal about them. Example: I'm suddenly developing an un-natural fear of assholes in green shirts, wearing high heals and red lipstick etc....

 

I saw it used by someone else and I have been honing this response for my own personal use.

[Microgunner]

I simply tell them that I carry a firearm for EXACTLY the same reason I fasten my seatbelt.

If I knew I would be in an auto accident I would simply stay at home that day, so since I can't know, I fasten my seatbelt. The prudent thing to do.

If I knew I would be attacked I would simply stay at home that day, so since I can't know, I carry a firearm.

Would you recklessly recommend I ride in an automobile without fastening my seatbelt?

[waterboy_75]

Need a like button for both comments!!!

[unforgiven]

I say no one likes a firearm till you need one.Then its while you'r getting raped/murdered I will walk away with my gun as I am under no legal obligation to help you as you'r life drains from you'r body.