washguy

Awesome smokin brothers ! Shepp whats is this new toy? hmmmmmm holding back secret stuff huh? Wash

Daaamn...all I got is a couple of drumsticks and a tator to smoke...im so ashamed Wash

Welcome from Big D Cletus Wash

Hey -Who you forgot and left out....when they do respond they give you the wrong answer/parts.....whats your problemo? Wash

SWEET CONGRATS ! almost my color lol way to go Wash

How do you hear lil Savoy glide in here with his lil lite loafers? Oh crap I know how....you got that smellovision thing on the pc...you smell his parfume and hairspray as he glides in...and the pledge orange oil he wipes his wooden handguard with Wash

Savoy Well damn you might take the blue ribbon for leaving us this fast....you know what? No effin wonder with a handle of Savoy, and a wooden handle for a handguard you must be either an ak fan boy or a freakin hairdresser....and you as you stated you only came here just to post up that POS termite ridden wooden rail for show and tell, and nothing more as you said.... don't let the door hit ya in the azz as you glide out the door Wash II

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"I joined this forum to show off my latest build." Savoy so that's the reason you joined? to show off that? Savoy you're fukkin with us right? Putting your piece in the contest section btw I would rather eat the canned chicken than show up somewhere holding your piece Wash

you had one of them fruadein slips ......"anit" butt you were thinkin anus Wash

Finally got a decent size butt 8 pounder.. Been on since 8am doing the slow roll just now at 160 gotta turn up the heat from 180.... These rec tec pellets put out some btus. Wash The nice gentleman... Marine who sold us the car is coming over for dinner...... And a hand job... How you think I got the last 500 knocked off? ?

I don't believe that story for a minute. There's never any water in Lake Bridgeport. Doc Ron in 1979 it was plumb full...I still remember the part of the lake something like Chico? We are talkin the Clear Fork of the Trinity River too...right? never went back....there was a bounty on my azz......we left all the cable laying there in the lot.... daaamn that was some heavy crap that braided cable.....it took a few of us to get all that in a large boat...

Sketch you know I do somewhere...I used to carry this shoulder strapped vhs recorder and this long lens camera.....I do have those somewhere...last nite I was thinkin about looking for them....got some good hydro crashes too.....the best one was the twin turbo race aero boat making a pass with a passenger who saw the turbo on fire and white smoking and freakin bailing out over the side at about 20 miles an hour as I was trying to slow down....lol it was caught on tape by a friend....that was epic as the oil line caught on fire as I stopped but being safety minded I had a fire extinguisher ill look for them...I hope they made the move in 2013 with me. the crash that ended the twin turbos first life, and almost killed me was on lake Bridgeport a clear lake,,,very rare in Texas....my engine builder was in his jetboat running right beside me and a lil aft watching how the ride plate was working at bout 80 mph I was alone in the boat...my date was in his boat with him and his GF....I turned left about 10 degrees and he ran smoothe into my drivers side and landed on top of me...his whole boat was balanced on top the intercooler/carb while im trapped under his boat with the side of my boat knocked out....my boat sank in bout 2 mins and im swimming in 20 gals of av gas as he knocked out the side tank too....FUK me so my boat is in 30 feet of water fairly brand new motor, and the turbo pkg...and im burning from the av gas on my nekkid skin...so we go to the beer store on shore ,and I asked if there were any scuba shops around?....this guy buying beer sez I got my tanks whatcha need? told him my boats on the bottom... he sez lets go....so we all go back to the oil slick he jumps in and comes back up....sez the deck is off the boat by a few feet and theres a big ol hole in the side but the eye hook in the bow is still there...kewl...we go back to the state parking lot and my engine builder who ran over me... takes about all the cable that goes thru the wooden posts in the State parking lot to a larger boat cause now we got a bunch of folks looking for the driver of the sunken boatI keep telling everyone to cool it before the POPO comes....so we get 5 boats all daisy chained and use the states cable tied to my sunken boats bow hook and ski that bitch off the bottom of the lake..... until we get back to the boat ramp where she promptly sunk again,but there was a guy with a jeep and a winch and we winched that boat back on the trailer by dark....as we are leaving here comes the rescue folks....laffin our azzes off we be gone...get home and then have to take out the motor and tear it down ....sun up the next morning we are waiting for it to get later to put in a call to Jim Youngblood in Arkansas....yep he had a deck laid up for a boat,but he sold it to me and the side was repaired by a marine shop buddy, and she was back in the water in six fukkin weeks Wash

geeez ive been racking my brain on the Doug Dye....might have been Doug Dyer.....hmmmmm ill find the right last name Wash

Area 51 opened gantry door and it took all of 5 mins before alley neighbor showed up... Lol. So what is this an electric? Ha

that brought a tear to my eye and a smile on my face..... in bout 1980 i had a 482chevy race aero twin turbo youngblood jetboat that sounded like this car as it pulled into the showroom as it got off the lope......the race aero kit came with not one set of directions...me and the my engine builder called the guy in Cali i think he was in Torrence? told him what and how are we going to put all these pieces together? the fukker said you boys seem smart you'll figure it out it had a giant nickle cooper intercooler that would actually frost up with lake water pumping thru it on a hot day...the turbos were encased in watercooled housings ...the carb sat on top ,the exhaust was straight pipes out of turbos...it was suck thru system.....so as you know in that case the bigger the carb the more the flow the more the boost the more the hp....so we had a what was it 1050 dominator on it..think that was the cfm.....well there was this guy on the cover of hot rod magazine that ran at the salt flats turboed.....he was a carb wizzard had the biggest carb of the day...name was Doug Dye and his either 1320 or 1380 dominator carb...I forget...called him said I wanted one...he said the only way for me to get one was to fly him to Dallas so he could tune it...okay ...can you be here tomorrow?....lol So he comes goes to the lake after install at shop....that bitch put out 32 pounds of boost..and scared the livin crap out of him with me driving it and him sitting next to me .....fast forward a year or so...sold that setup and went blown gas racing......well one day I go by this race shop and see my old boat....and see some black smoke..holly crap they got the 482turbo out of the boat and its hooked up to a portable dyno out in the parking lot cant remember the name of that contraption...so i stopped got out and that motor had that dyno thngy jumpin off the concrete hopping around....the meter if you dared to get close enough was beyond the pegged limit of that what was it a gojet or sumthin? old school those were the days! Wash

98 Z Thanks brother....so who would do what I did today/tonite with 42 miles on the car?.....this is fukkin funny...ok..first off if any of yall have a Kia im apologizing up front to you they are great cars...or I wouldn't have bought one one ....didn't even drive her today shes been in skunkworks getting kinda worked on....skunkworks is plenty hot with all doors closed...so okay...im not a badge snob you brothers surely know this...havnt had a Porsche or a beemer in years and years I don't need to be uppity ...and im not..Doc Ron will testify ..Mali will testify....North Texas..where is he? ...my Doc Joe who is Char's and mines Angle who saved her life will say im a Wallyworld kinda guy...Rene fer sure would say ol Wash is an uncomplicated POS....im getting there....so ive never done this nor would I ever deface a car...a new car...especially my new car.....eeerrrr Char's new car ...once again any Kia owners don't take this the wrong way....so these cars in Korea .....yes I know we arnt in Korea...these rides don't have Kia on them anywhere...everywhere theres a badge it sez E....yes just E...even the steering wheel no Kia...God I hope the air bag doesn't deploy in the morning....so I woke up the ADmin at the Stinger forum site last nite...hes in florida...lol...and he has a store that sells the OEM Korean stuff right here in the USA...so I needed his input, and also have him overnite me today for Saturday the crap I need....lol....that's how you make friends on a forum that you have only posted twice.......here is before somewhere in area 51 Wash II yes the rear badge too and the wheels fukkin A don't hate me new wheel caps new front and rear badges new license plate frames too steering wheel badge

I ate it on my oatmeal the last lil bit wash

That is the only reason I buy from larue....the dillo is the ticket!!! Wash

Its hers....shes got the keys.....she needed a car Wash

Thanks Edge! Slept in her. Last nite Hope Char likes it. Lol. Wash

Sun of a bitch guess whats in the garage? a friggin import lol a red gt2 just got it bout 2 hrs ago got 40 miles on her ...you think shes broke in, and ready for a down pipe, catback intercooler ,and a tune? What in the fuk did I just do?????...... I dunno if I was dreamin or nor but on the way home I put her in sport mode and nailed it just a bit and the mofo pulled like lil red without all the commotion and noise......shiiit they paid me to take it off their hands....right? im gonna sleep in her Wash I just went out in the garage and there was a tear running down lil reds hood

Oh man I couldn't Thanks for the help on the discount....heres what I got ..I can go thru Kia get a 7600 discount plus dealer discount and then rfinance in 60 days,,,I checked it out and is a valid deal...about like doing the lease cept taxes are higher...crap...I havnt had a car payment in many years.......so is it a good deal for me to pay 300 a month for this kkkkkia? WashII

I used it....good stuff don't tell anyone....lol Wash

Hey yall... Char is turning in her lease car.. I won't let her drive the vette.. Well it's not drivable without clutch work anyway... She refuses to drive my excursion.... Oh my what to do?.. Lol. So we go look at Hyundai sonata sports... Ive gotta come up with down money.. And she can afford bout a 300 month monthly.... Didnt test it Saturday .. But it will work... So I'm doing my deep diving on a car for me. Errrrr her I mean..her. And somehow land on a stinger forum. Shzaaaam... Now we are talkin.. So I'm thinkin if she puts 300 in the pot and I match it... And I'm going. To.have to come up with down money anyways...why don't we go nutz on a gt2 stinger twin turbo six with 8 speed trannie.... Go over to them Monday sick and all to test drive it and let her drive it.... So now it's raining she's got no clue about turbos or 365 hp... She is getting used to steering and seating and after a total of 4 mins behind the wheel not knowing there's twin turbos... She matts it and gives me and the salesman heart attacks... This is in the rain! Stops the car at the light and is giggling like a teenager.... Go back to dealership an d then they started working me... I was getting sicker by the min.. Told the sales manager gotta go for i puke but I left with us bout 1k and window tint apart. They sent over sticker msrp sheet which they never produced and I asked twice.. So today got that plus the dealer work up sheet which no dealership wants have it leave their bldg. As it stands after looking at dealer worksheet they need to knock off another 1k and a window tint.heres where most of discount comes from is financing thru them and you get an additional 7600off which comes from factory with Ballon at end... Ive never done balloon they sa you go get a refi at cheaper rate in 60 days at credit union... Well crap I didn't believe the but its true called 2 places and oh yes done every day..... So tomorrow gotta go dig up some buried cans in the yard for the down money.... A sonata would work just fine.... But no nappa leather and quad exhaust..., . ?Wash