Microgunner

You know what would've been funny? If Stalin had that forking dildo. See if you can work that in M2.

Bullshirt, HK's best.

Welcome from Florida.

These two old buddies decide to go deer hunting for the first time in their lives. On the first day they shoot a big buck. They each grab a side of the rack and start dragging the buck out of the woods snagging every branch, bush and root as they go. After an hour they've only made about 150 yards when another hunter happens upon them. He explains to them that if they drag the deer by his hind legs he won't snag on every thing. They give it a try. After about 15 minutes old Earl said, "you know, this does work much better ". Clyde responds "I don't think so, we're getting further away from the pickup truck with every step ".

Good to hear from you and glad you're still upright. Buffalo...mmmmmmm...it's what's for dinner.

Welcome from Florida.

That is badass.

Welcome from Florida.

Welcome from Florida.

Damn, what was I thinking?

I carried the new 327 the last two days at work. It carries easily in it's holster and is easy to conceal by dropping my Polo shirt tail over it when needed. It's really not as large as you might think.

Every time I see this thread title I think it's about McDonalds announcing a new menu item.

I not sure. I mashed my thumb real good once in a Garand.

Blind men don't care. You know what the best thing about being blind is? Cheap hookers.

We had a regular customer that had managed to get himself between two guys that decided to shoot it out. This customer took a 45 acp in one temple and the bullet exited his opposite temple. His forehead was all kinds of distorted but otherwise he seemed OK. Freaky.

Working tomorrow.

Why, thank you, and you're welcome.

Nope, it's still got it's cherry.

Pics of revolver w/ DeSantis holster.

A woman's cervix and vagina are designed to expand during childbirth, this is normal. A person's chest cavity is not designed to be torn open and expanded, this is abnormal. So, what in the hell are you babbling about?

PS who's talking about knocking them down with kenetic energy? Everyone here knows that's movie stuff. We're simply talking tissue damage which common sense tells us more is better than less, if we're not the receiver.

Why every good ol boy knows a bigger rock makes a bigger crater in the mud and a bigger rock throw harder makes an even bigger crater. Are physics different in your universe?

God dammit TnD, the last thing I ever wanted to see was a naked Danny DeVito. Don't you know that shiit can't be unseen?

Those are some cello playing sumbitches.

It's good to hear about people being treated right.