That's basically the attitude I've experienced with Funny Boyz Investigators.
There were some clowns hunting illegally early one morning near the shooting range, notified our prez that they were just on the other side of the fence by the airport. He told the property owner, who told the FBI, who contacted me. No suits anymore, just your average jeans-and-t-shirt "look, we're just like you" look.
So I ask them, "What should I be reporting to you?" Anything out of the ordinary, anything unusual, something that isn't a regular occurance. "So if I see a bunch of teens over there smoking pot and spray painting, give you a call?" They glance at each other. No, you have to use your discretion but call us for anything.
Okay.
So while I had them available, I wanted to know if they were paying attention to the mooselimb families who appear to be scouting out local schools. They join for a few months, then leave. Saw a minivan filled with mooselimb women near the school after the last group left. "We're not at liberty to discuss anything we may be investigating."
Phuck you elitist scum.