wetncold Posted October 28, 2015 Report Share Posted October 28, 2015 'This is your Captain. We're on our final descent into Tampa . I want to thank you for flying with us today and hope you enjoy your stay in the Tampa Bay area'.He forgets to switch off the intercom . Now the whole plane can hear his conversation from the cockpit.The copilot can be heard saying to the pilot, 'So, Skip, whatcha got planned while we're in Tampa ?''Well,' says the skipper, 'first I'm gonna check into the hotel, take a big crap....then I'm gonna take that new stewardess, with the huge tits, out for dinner.... I'm gonna wine and dine her, take her back to my room and give her a ride on the baloney pony all night long.'Aghast and amused, everyone on the plane hears this and immediately begins looking up and down the aisle, trying to figure out who this new stewardess is that the pilot is talking about.Meanwhile, the new stewardess is seated at the very back of the plane. She is so embarrassed that she starts running toward the cockpit to turn the intercom off. Halfway down the aisle, she trips over an old lady's bag and down she goes.The old lady leans over and says: 'No need to hurry, dear. He's gotta land the plane and take a poop first!!' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
planeflyer21 Posted October 29, 2015 Report Share Posted October 29, 2015 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
survivalshop Posted October 29, 2015 Report Share Posted October 29, 2015 Good one . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unforgiven Posted October 31, 2015 Report Share Posted October 31, 2015 Love it Bwaahahaha.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
washguy Posted November 1, 2015 Report Share Posted November 1, 2015 Bwaahahaha.. Wash Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sketch Posted November 2, 2015 Report Share Posted November 2, 2015 Hahhaha! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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