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[planeflyer21]

Not sure how big these gold coin blanks were but more power to him.

http://nypost.com/2017/02/03/mint-worker-gets-prison-for-smuggling-gold-in-his-butt/

 

[DNP]

From the link:

"While Lawrence’s smuggling method was never proven, Doody said he believed Lawrence must have hidden the gold pieces — roughly about as wide as a golf ball — in his rectum as he left work after his shifts. Vaseline and latex gloves were found in Lawrence’s locker, and he set off a metal detector inside the building 28 times in a span of 41 days, despite gold never being found on his body, the newspaper reports."

 

I call BS on officer "Doody"

[beantown]

(QUOTE) Mint officials — who at the time had no clue the gold was actually gone — were later so convinced of Lawrence’s smuggling method that they had another security employee duplicate the technique. (/QUOTE)

Just how much does a mint worker get paid to stuff a half a pound of gold up his azz?

[shepp]

35 minutes ago, beantown said:

(QUOTE) Mint officials — who at the time had no clue the gold was actually gone — were later so convinced of Lawrence’s smuggling method that they had another security employee duplicate the technique. (/QUOTE)

Just how much does a mint worker get paid to stuff a half a pound of gold up his azz?

Clearly not enough

[DNP]

This story is full of sh it. 

[beantown]

3 minutes ago, DNP said:

This story is full of sh it. 

Butt the sh!t was good as gold.

Edited February 4, 2017 by beantown

[JJ109]

21 hours ago, beantown said:

Butt the sh!t was good as gold.

LMAO! I know I'm a little late on this one but this is funny ass sh!t right here