mrmackc Posted January 26, 2018 Report Posted January 26, 2018 1. My goal for 2018 was to lose just 10 pounds ... only 15 to go ... 2. Ate salad for dinner ... Mostly croutons & tomatoes ... Really just one big, round crouton covered with tomato sauce ... And cheese ... FINE, it was a pizza ... I ate a pizza ... 3. How to prepare Tofu: a. Throw it in the trash b. Grill some meat. 4. I just did a week's worth of cardio after walking into a spider web ... 5. I don't mean to brag but ... I finished my 4-day diet food in 3 hours and 20 minutes ... 6. A recent study has found women who carry a little extra weight live longer than men who mention it .. 7. Kids today don't know how easy they have it... when I was young, I had to walk 9 feet through shag carpet to change the TV channel... 8. Senility has been a smooth transition for me... 9. Remember back when we were kids and every time it was below zero out they closed school? Me neither. 10. I may not be that funny or athletic or good looking or smart or talented - - I forgot where I was going with this ... 11. I love being over 60 ... I learn something new every day ... and forget 5 others ... 12. A thief broke into my house last night ... He started searching for money ... so I woke up and searched with him... 13. My dentist told me I need a Crown ... I said, "You bet, pour mine over rocks" ... 14. I think I'll just put an "Out of Order" sticker on my forehead and call it a day ... 15. "Just remember, once you're over the hill you begin to pick up speed."
unforgiven Posted January 26, 2018 Report Posted January 26, 2018 hahaha They asked me when I retired what I was going to do " I'll try 100 bad habits and find one I like".
washguy Posted January 26, 2018 Report Posted January 26, 2018 20 minutes ago, unforgiven said: hahaha They asked me when I retired what I was going to do " I'll try 100 bad habits and find one I like". Now that's some great thinkin....im with ya ! Wash
survivalshop Posted January 26, 2018 Report Posted January 26, 2018 3 hours ago, unforgiven said: hahaha They asked me when I retired what I was going to do " I'll try 100 bad habits and find one I like". I did that before I retired & gave them up when I did .
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