98Z5V Posted April 2, 2018 Report Share Posted April 2, 2018 (edited) Yeah, we had this talk at the last Fall Shoot. I don't know who brought it up, But Eye Doc was within close proximity to me when I had an Armadillo PTSD Flashback... I hate these fucking things... http://www.wideopencountry.com/10-things-didnt-know-armadillos/ One thing NOT mentioned in those facts - right before you hit them with a car, they freak the fuk out at the last second, and shoot straight up into the air. Not a big deal, if you're in a truck. You hear the "thud" of the thing hitting the undercarriage. BIG DEAL... if you're in a 1979 RX-7, and the fucking thing shoots straight up into the air, goes right up your hood, splits your windshield, and dents your damn roof down the middle! Armored fuckers... Oh, you think I'm kidding about "armor" on these bastards?! Check THIS out!>.. https://www.nbcnews.com/news/weird-news/texas-man-injured-after-bullet-ricochets-armadillo-n402236 Yeah, fuk armadillos. They can choke on a bowl of dicks. And wash that down with a bag of smashed assholes. I'd hunt them - but I don't want to shoot the armored bastards and kill my own self... Fucking Mammal Cannonball... Edited April 2, 2018 by 98Z5V Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sketch Posted April 2, 2018 Report Share Posted April 2, 2018 458 bro! dillo is on the list.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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shepp Posted April 2, 2018 Report Share Posted April 2, 2018 18 hours ago, 98Z5V said: One thing NOT mentioned in those facts - right before you hit them with a car, they freak the fuk out at the last second, and shoot straight up into the air. Not a big deal, if you're in a truck. You hear the "thud" of the thing hitting the undercarriage. BIG DEAL... if you're in a 1979 RX-7, and the fucking thing shoots straight up into the air, goes right up your hood, splits your windshield, and dents your damn roof down the middle! Armored fuckers... Oh, you think I'm kidding about "armor" on these bastards?! Sounds like wild turkeys, they rather run so they’ll run to the side of the road then be like fuck I better fly so they get there big 20-30 pound asses in the and and boom there they go thru your windshield and down the ladder rack of the van, Atleast when you hit a deer you can eat some of it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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