DNP Posted December 25, 2019 Author Report Share Posted December 25, 2019 10 minutes ago, washguy said: Yall did good DNP.......it has a purpose to serve....and a fine lookin ride Wash I told her I’d try to talk you out of the excursion, but I didn’t win that one. Even though she’d really like an excursion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
washguy Posted December 25, 2019 Report Share Posted December 25, 2019 Drove the Ex to the eye doc and back yesterday....both eyes dialated and an injection in one....folks were giving me a wide berth....lol So my usual gift from Santa is a lump of coal inside a used condom......but wait he out did himself this year.....so my eye macular problems were cured....praise God...havnt needed a shot for over a year....so Thursday NITE im watching TV and all of a sudden vision in right eye gets weird ....FUKKKKK...I spent all weekend under the covers in bed pissed off.....go to the Doc and yes its leaking again....but this time the waviness is on the horizontal plane...cant read poop ... So Santa stuck his finger in my eye...yes I still got the coal too.......Merry Fukkin Christmas Wash Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DNP Posted December 25, 2019 Author Report Share Posted December 25, 2019 (edited) Wash, if it weren’t for bad luck you’d have no luck at all. Consider yourself blessed. Not being able to read ain’t so bad. I mean there ain’t much good in the news, we’re not very entertaining here, and who really cares about the centerfold’s likes or hobbies? Edited December 25, 2019 by DNP Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
washguy Posted December 25, 2019 Report Share Posted December 25, 2019 Most of the sideboob gals have 4 tits now.....positive thinkin....right? fukk me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DNP Posted December 25, 2019 Author Report Share Posted December 25, 2019 That’s twice the fun to look at. Stay positive - it’s all we have sometimes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rsquared Posted December 25, 2019 Report Share Posted December 25, 2019 And yet another man breaks and collapses under the pressure for the need for a minivan. It could be worse my man. Somehow...…...some way...…..maybe. Give me a minute and I'll think of something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DNP Posted December 25, 2019 Author Report Share Posted December 25, 2019 It could be worse. I could have to drive it everyday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
washguy Posted December 25, 2019 Report Share Posted December 25, 2019 Take a rag and put some diesel on it...then put it under the seat....now you got the start of something...clackclack clikity clack.... 😎 Wash Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmackc Posted December 25, 2019 Report Share Posted December 25, 2019 Different strokes for different folks ! Happy New Year! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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