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Kid Crap!


planeflyer21

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During his last year of high school my kid started making toilet cleaner bombs. He put several balls of aluminum foil in a 2 or 3 liter soda bottle with some toilet bowl cleaner and then capped it, shook it good then threw it down and waited. Damn things make a hell of a bang when they go off! :o I had to make him quit it, I had pieces of soda bottles and tin foil all over the damn yard! Not to mention, it was killing my grass big time. It's hard enough to have grass here in the desert without toilet cleaner eating it up! <lmao>

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When we were teens, we were going to the swap meet in our buddy's Pontiac Ventura (Nova body style), and picked up an older teen chick that was hitch-hiking.  She was a hippy, had the ash-ink tattoos, smelled like patchouli, and forced some odd green substance on us.

After the sunset, we went to pull out of the swap meet when she left.  Get to the main street and it was wall to wall traffic that wouldn't stop.  I was in the middle of the back seat.  Right when there was a space about big enough for a Honda CRX with a blown V-8 to squeeze into, dude in the passenger seat leans over to the drivers ear and screams

PUNCH IT DUDE!!!

Gas pedal to the floor, straight across three lanes of traffic (amidst screeching brakes of other cars), then over corrected back to the sidewalk, then recorrected back to the middle lane, followed by howls of laughter all while the driver is yelling "You stupid muthafuckas just about got us killed dumb son of a bitches can fuckin' walk back almost got my car totaled..." and on and on.

Get to the light, still howling and screaming, and hear a couple of motorcycles revving, look over and there is SIX motocops, leaning down on their tanks, and looking in at us!

BWWAAHAHAHAha, humph.  :o    :eek13:

Now was the driver's turn to laugh it up.

They let us be.

Jon

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