A husband and wife decided to take up golf and booked some golf lessons. The husband's lesson was first.
He got out his driver for his first hit and the instructor stopped him before he swung.
"Wait! You're holding the club too tight. You need to hold it like you do your wife's breasts."
He adjusted his grip and hit his first shot 250 yards down the middle of the fairway. He told his wife about his lesson when he got home that night. She was excited for her lesson the next day.
When she got ready for her first swing at her lesson, the instructor stopped her before the swing.
"You're holding the club too tight. You need to adjust your grip. You should hold it like you hold your husband's penis."
So, she adjusted her grip and hit her first shot. It went about 15 feet in front of her and stopped.
The instructor said "OK, now take the club out of your mouth and let's try this again."