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Russia about has Turkey surrounded, they don't like it: https://pjmedia.com/trending/2015/12/9/russia-turkey-tensions-heating-up-putin-surrounds-turkey-with-military-presence China worried about P-8 Poseiden deployment: http://news.yahoo.com/china-military-paying-close-attention-u-plane-deployment-012059753.html

Nope. He laid his claim, grabbed his chance, got to the meat of the matter, went for the head...

And now Time has made mooselimb sympathizer and national (her) traitor Angela Merkel Person Of The Year. How putrid and festered the media has become.

From the country where "allies" routinly kill our military personnel: https://gma.yahoo.com/2-afghan-trainees-missing-georgia-air-force-130532121--abc-news-topstories.html# Russia launches missiles into Syria from submarine: http://news.yahoo.com/russia-says-concerned-bombing-syrian-army-camp-142744215.html

Glad I could help but shame prevented me from finishing the story. The eye doctor shares their parking lot with Planned Parenthood. Figuring they would have plenty of tissues there, I did the Marionette Skip across the driveway to the mirror-tinted glass front of PP. I'd bet like most men you didn't know they lock the doors. Me either. Tugging on the door, I heard a voice shout "What do you want?" I loudly said "Tissues!", doing my best Forrest Gump Elvis imitation to stand straight. Unfortunately, all the wild gyrating (unbeknownst to me) had wriggled my CC pistol up, allowing it to noisely clatter to the concrete. Hand still down the back of my pants, other hand picking up a loaded pistol while yelling "Tissues!", it suddenly occurred to me I'd be best off to call it a day. Have you ever tried driving a clutch with a numb ass? Kind of like a dog scootching his butt across the carpet, but back and forth with each shift. Fortunately I got out of the area before the police SWAT showed in their armored personnel carrier. Also fortunately I don't seem to have lost sphinterial control with the numbness...my hashmarks are still normal "wet fart" size.

Looks good man!

Gotta say Wash, this has really been bothering me. We're all getting older and some of us have to face these unpleasantries. So, even though I did the Garden Hose Camera Ride about a decade ago (docs were looking for the source of pain they couldn't find from the outside, good news is they couldn't find it with the 50ft phallic serpent either), thought it would be a good idea to maybe get checked again. The urge was strong and I just happened to have a doctor's appointment yesterday. After my exam, my short and petite hindi doctor asked "Are there any concerns you would like to address?" Her empathy was genuine, listening as I told her about Wash's recent journey, the unidentified pain from years ago, and how I thought it would be a good idea to get an early prostate exam. Glancing at her watch, she said "Well then you should probably get the exam done." "Great!" I exclaimed, undoing my belt and dropping my pants. "It should only take you a few seconds and then I can be on my way!" Her mouth dropped open, probably because most men really shy away from prostate exams. Not to lose the momentum, I grabbed a foil packet from a dispenser box off the counter that said "Lubricant", ripped it open and squirted it in my crack. Loudly she said "We don't work this way!" stepping back a bit, eyes a bit wider. "Really, it will only take a moment and I'm already here." "JON!!" she yelled now as the door flew open, the only male doctor in the office barging in, "I am an optometrist and this is completely inappropriate!!" The male doctor shouted "You need to get out right now!" Aaaaawwwwwwkward. Realizing I perhaps jumped the gun a bit and looking around the room, devoid of tissues to clean out my crack, only then did it hit me that the foil packet said "Lubricant, numbing," the first emptiness of no feeling starting to hit. Rising up from my facedown position on the exam chair, quickly yanking up my pants and forcing past the two doctors, the hallway was now occupied by front desk and support staff armed with letter openers and unhinged Bostich staplers. Face growing red with embarrassment, the situation was hampered by my rapidly numbing ass causing me to walk like an arab shaking a turd out of his dress, with a couple of James Brown-style squat twists thrown in the mix. The other patients in the waiting room were now standing to see what the commotion was about. Remembering drooling episodes from the dentist with a numb mouth and not wanting to be more embarrassed, I shoved my hand down the back of my underwear to ensure I wasn't crapping my pants. In retrospect, with the fumbled and contorted walking, the scene probably looked like a crazy person trying to control himself like a puppet. Wash, you really need to get better brother. I can't afford to alienate all the specialists in town.

Or just me that gets irritated when ammo shopping online, you click on the selected ammo, and it only comes in boxes of 50?

Just curious but why chrome? Yes it has a great history but there have been a number of coatings and treatments that equal or surpass chrome lining in the past 50 years or so.

Nice work! Didn't even have time to finish my coffee.

I wonder if they mixed up robots and you got a Hound from Farenheit 451?

European recruits to ISIS double: http://news.yahoo.com/foreign-fighters-in-syria-more-than-double--posing-terror-threat-as-they-begin-to-return-home-024340770.html Trump wants ban on all mooselimbs entering the United States: https://www.yahoo.com/politics/donald-trump-calls-for-total-and-complete-214105912.html Russia warns NATO about Turkey: http://www.aljazeera.com/news/2015/12/russia-warns-nato-reinforcing-turkish-defences-151207150500059.html Some cops want more armed citizens in WOT: https://pjmedia.com/news-and-politics/2015/12/8/top-cops-warm-to-idea-of-armed-citizenry-to-confront-terrorists

Chicago magazine restrictions case: http://news.yahoo.com/us-supreme-court-gives-nod-assault-weapons-ban-232230175.html Of course antigunners are hailing this as the permission to start bans.

Russia obliterating Turkish interests in northern Syria: http://finance.yahoo.com/news/russia-appears-gone-ballistic-syria-203310805.html

Recover fast! Pull that thing out of the formaldehyde, dry it out, and make a necklace. Better yet, a nose ring.

Russia reconsiders arms sales to Afghanistan: http://news.yahoo.com/russia-consider-afghanistans-request-arms-supply-carefully-075649027.html It would be nice if the neerdowells in D.C. could figure that one out.

I'm torn on this one. This woman fled the scene of the accident. Then her car called 9-1-1 and they caught her. I want to say she deserved it because she did. But what is the next technology "they" are going to use to snitch you off? http://finance.yahoo.com/news/hit-run-suspect-arrested-her-104525293.html

Migrants in France oppose resettlement plan: https://news.yahoo.com/video/migrants-defy-french-resettlement-plan-003402740.html

Hanging Chad? Not sure what "far right" means when applied by the media to French politics but: http://news.yahoo.com/french-far-sees-record-score-first-poll-since-195842896.html I'd be willing to bet that what they call "right-wing extremist politicians" will sweep in the USA in 2016 too. Time to get serious about this war. Looks like even mooselimbs are getting fed up with Turkey and their crap: http://news.yahoo.com/iraq-gives-turkish-forces-48-hours-leave-country-203701386.html Belgium starts to get serious: http://news.yahoo.com/weak-gets-tough-paris-belgium-raises-spy-game-091830655.html

LMFAO!! Sad to see this happening with SIG/Sauer. Hope they pull through.

Tough decisions here, good for you! Putting up my Vortex Viper PST 4-16x50mm scope for sale. This scope has the FFP and EBR-1 lighted reticle for MOA shooting adjustments. The lighting adjustments go down so as to only be seen by night vision on settings 1 and 2. It currently sits in a GG&G extended 30mm QD scope mount, which was (barely) lapped for correct seating. (GG&G pays some mighty good attention to Quality Control!) This scope was briefly mounted upon my RRA LAR-8 Freedom Machine. As it sits in the GG&G Extended QD mount, $625 shipped to your location in the lower 48! http://www.vortexoptics.com/product/vortex-viper-pst-4-16x50-ffp-riflescope-with-ebr-1-moa-reticle No trades on this one men. Edit for new price!

Lesbians shouldn't be allowed to own dildos. They already made their decision.

Welcome from AZ!

I have to admit though...I'd probably film it and laugh my azz off too! http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/chimp-versus-chump-motorcyclist-gets-6957129?ICID=ref_fark

My bro-in-law's last name is Stiers. He said if he ever had a son he would name him Random Lee.