I'm glad you told him that i didn't want to hurt his feelers. Those actually were invented by one of the original village people guys.
The carpenter guy bought an AR and didn't like the feel of the grip so he designed it like the biker guys penis. since he loved the way it felt in his hands.
but he had a problem, since he always grabbed those types of things with some type of sex oil on his hands it kept sliding out of his hands, so he created the dog knot on the end and now he can rub and shoot all day with pleasure and never have to worry about it sliding out.
He even run the idea by the biker guy to put one on his penis somehow, thus the break up of the village people.
True story, i heard it on CNN.