They are not educated, and I bet they get parts returns, or complaints. You know, when parts don't fit. Or work right.
You're whole argument SS, well, it IS the argument. Look again at what you've typed above...
Just very recently, we had the whole diagnosis process of a guy with a rifle that's not performing. It's pretty obvious to us that the wrong gas tube had been used. We directly tell him - I directly told him - that he needs the real, genuine Armalite AR-10 gas tube. THE Armalite AR-10 gas tube. Guy goes to his "gunsmith" and says he needs an Armalite AR-10 gas tube. Comes back, and tells us it's the exact same length as his other one. NOT. Wrong one. WE give dimensions for said gastube. He looks it up, orders it, and it fixes the issue. He returns to his "gunsmith" and informs him of the differences, and the "gunsmith" says, "I had no idea they were different..."
Bingo. Sold. That's the difference.
Throw that Ford 5.0 waterpump on your SBC. It should fit, with sealant.