For Armed Eye Doc

[mrmackc]

A man entered a restaurant and as he walked by this beautiful woman she suddenly sneezed and a glass eye popped out of her left eye socket the man caught the eye and gave it back to her, she turned her back and replaced the eye back into the socket. To cover her embarrassing situation he engaged her in conversation and invited her to join him for a drink and dinner. They had a marvelous time and as they parted she handed him a note, he looked and it was her phone number, he was delighted and asked her why she wanted to do that....She replied..... "Well, you just happened to catch my eye."........

Edited December 6, 2017 by mrmackc

[Armed Eye Doc]

[shepp]

Man that’s not where I thought that was going

[washguy]

1 hour ago, Armed Eye Doc said:

   Good one!!       Wash

[Armed Eye Doc]

53 minutes ago, shepp said:

Man that’s not where I thought that was going

I heard a similar joke that I thought it was going to be.

This guy was out of town on a business trip and met a prostitute with a glass eye.  He arranged for her services with no restrictions.  After they had done the usual ways, he asked if he do her in the eye socket.  She agreed and they both thought it was the best they had ever had.  When he was leaving, he said he wanted to see her again when he got back to town.  She said that would be great and she'd keep an eye out for him.

[Sisco]

Reminds me of the old joke about “Boy, would I”!

[Sisco]

20 minutes ago, Armed Eye Doc said:

I heard a similar joke that I thought it was going to be.

This guy was out of town on a business trip and met a prostitute with a glass eye.  He arranged for her services with no restrictions.  After they had done the usual ways, he asked if he do her in the eye socket.  She agreed and they both thought it was the best they had ever had.  When he was leaving, he said he wanted to see her again when he got back to town.  She said that would be great and she'd keep an eye out for him.

See Homer’s response under “Picture of the Day”.

[Armed Eye Doc]

15 minutes ago, Sisco said:

See Homer’s response under “Picture of the Day”.

I posted that

[Sisco]

1 hour ago, Armed Eye Doc said:

I posted that

I know!