MaDuce Posted June 16, 2014 Report Share Posted June 16, 2014 (edited) As we all know, most cuss words have a genuine origin as real words with real meaning. Behold a few examples: Ass Definition: "short for "jackass", a donkey like creature. Example of use: A man let his jackass feed on his neighbor's farm. His neighbor came to him and said, "I better not see your ass on my land again. If it happens again, I'm going to beat your ass." Dick Definition: An alternative name for Richard Example of use: A woman brought her husband to the Johnson and Richards family reunion. Her husband asked about a man from the Richards family and she replied, "He's a Dick" poop Definition: Simplified for "shiat", an Arabic fragrant. Example of use: A man was expecting company so he scented his house with the fragrant. When visitors arrived, they said, "your house smells like poop." Nigger Definition: Misspelling/loose pronunciation of "Niger", the Latin word for "black" Example of use: A Spanish-Latin speaking priest was invited to a youth dance by a member of the congregation. The member introduced him to a black friend who was wearing a black leather jacket with Doma's name brand visible on it. The parishioner patted his friend on the jacked and asked the priest, "what do you think?" The priest replied, "Doma niger" and was promptly punched. Bitch Definition: Word for a female dog. Example of use: A man's girlfriend stayed the night, unaware that he had a pet dog. During the night, the dog crawled in to bed with them and she said, "Hay, what's that bitch doing in your bed." Gay Definition: Originally a word for being in a state of happiness. Example of use: A teenager was filled with happiness after being kissed for the first time by his girlfriend. He went home that day, approached his parents and said, "Mom, Dad. I have something to tell you........I'm gay." Flip (sometimes used as a raciest word for Asians) Definition: A common word in the English language to describe spinning in the air. Example of use: A couple were visiting Japan and decided to go watch some Japanese acrobats. During a peak in the performance, one said to the other, "man, look at all those flips". Crap Definition: Short for "Crapper", the last name of the man who invented the toilet. Example of use: An artiest was painting a picture of Sir. Thomas Crapper. A bypasser said, "Wow, that painting looks like Crap." Edited June 16, 2014 by MaDuce Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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