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That is funny, because in Texas we began smoking brisket as a substitute for barbecued rump and pike peak beef roasts that became very expensive. It was a few pros that pioneered making the cheapest cut of beef tender and delicious, now brisket has become high dollar beef, because of it's popularity.

Another factor in Self Selection is in where you chose to live, free state or otherwise. The problem comes with those that falsely believe that they are more wise than their neighbor , therefore they should control how their more tolerant , less well educated, less intelligent. . . . (In their flawed opinion) neighbor behaves. example :Left wing Democrats, Socialists, Muslims, Communists. New York City idiots. IMHO, . . . . .or maybe I am just one of those XYZhomoomniphobics that cling to their Bibles, Guns, and Liberty for all,etc., etc.....

We always ate the liver in the deer camp the evening after the kill, saute some red onions in some olive oil in a skillet (one of our buddies always wanted to add some garlic) when he got to cook, and fry the liver until the blood is just done and Eat. We always had some tenderized tenderloin and chicken fried with hash browns and gravy for breakfast. I never understood how we would walk all day every day at camp from dawn to dark and still gain 5 pounds in a week, I reckon it could have been the beer.

These ferret women are able to find a horney man to "mate" with easier than a man can find a "mate" unless he visits old lady thumb and her 4 sisters , and didn't your mom tell you that if you keep doing that you will go blind? Have you made arrangements for a seeing eye dog?

I just meant to say I know a few of those ferret women and they always outlive a horny man.

...and I bet they are still much alive......

The linked video is also the Texas version except he is hit by a Ford F350.

I once did a R.A. materials underground storage inspection in Artesia, N.M. didn't find any scorpions but 40 or 50 big vinegar rhones were under a 4'x4' cellar door, that look just like a scorpion except they are a dark maroon in color, a local said they don't sting like a scorpion, but I didn't chance it that he was blowing smoke , Poured a 5 gallon bucket of diesel on the critters, they turned all their ugly asses over and died.

It ain't sadistic unless you pull their 8 little legs off slowly one by one then poke their eyes out with a red hot needle.

Oh SCHIDT!!! I would be so honored!

Not with me guy, I stay away from male G.S..arses

........But here it is anyway 1. A rat can last longer without water than a camel. 2. Your stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus every two weeks or it will digest itself. 3. The dot over the letter "i" is called a tittle. 4. A raisin dropped in a glass of fresh champagne will bounce up and down continuously from the bottom of the glass to the top. 5. A female ferret will die if it goes into heat and cannot find a mate. 6. A duck's quack doesn't echo. No one knows why. 7. A 2 X 4 is really 1-1/2" by 3-1/2". 8. During the chariot scene in "Ben Hur," a small red car can be seen in the distance (and Heston's wearing a watch). 9. On average, 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents daily! (That explains a few mysteries…) 10. Donald Duck comics were banned from Finland because he doesn't wear pants. 11 Because metal was scarce, the Oscars given out during World War II were made of wood 12. The number of possible ways of playing the first four moves per side in a game of chess is 318,979,564,000. 13. There are no words in the dictionary that rhyme with orange, purple and silver. 14 The name Wendy was made up for the book Peter Pan. There was never a recorded Wendy before. 15. The very first bomb dropped by the Allies on Berlin in World War II killed the only elephant in the Berlin Zoo. 16. If one places a tiny amount of liquor on a scorpion, it will instantly go mad and sting itself to death. (Who was the sadist who discovered this?) 17. Bruce Lee was so fast that they actually had to s-l-o-w film down so you could see his moves. That's the opposite of the norm. 18. The first CD pressed in the US was Bruce Springsteen's "Born in the USA” 19. The original name for butterfly was “flutterby.” 20. The phrase "rule of thumb" is derived from an old English law which stated that you couldn't beat your wife with anything wider than your thumb. 21. The first product Motorola started to develop was a record player for automobiles. At that time, the most known player on the market was Victrola, so they called themselves Motorola. 22. Roses may be red, but violets are indeed violet. 23 By raising your legs slowly and lying on your back, you cannot sink into quicksand. 24. Celery has negative calories. It takes more calories to eat a piece of celery than the celery has in it to begin with. 25. Charlie Chaplin once won third prize in a Charlie Chaplin look-alike contest. 26. Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying. 27. Sherlock Holmes NEVER said, "Elementary, my dear Watson." 28. An old law in Bellingham, Washington, made it illegal for a woman to take more than three steps backwards while dancing! 29. The glue on Israeli postage is certified kosher. 30. The Guinness Book of Records holds the record for being the book most often stolen from public libraries. 31. Astronauts are not allowed to eat beans before they go into space because passing wind in a spacesuit damages them. 32. Bats always turn left when exiting a cave! SEE? NOW WASN'T THAT CALMING AND NICE FOR A CHANGE? … not to mention how much smarter you've now become.

WOW did you live in a mud hole?... Kinda looks like where I was raised in North Texas...

This must be from down-under:

L O L !

I didn't know a Ca. Hw. Motorcickle Petroleman was allowed to pull a 18' cargo trailer behind his Honda 1300, neato!

Absolutely!

I don't know why a dog would tend to be gay, after all I haven't seen a male dog that couldn't lick his own dick. Why complicate matters?

I think that armadillos are too damn dumb and blind to be trapped, I use a 20 Ga Franchi with a attached flash light to kill them. They have caused me several nights of sleep watching for them, I wish that they liked Sardines. It seems that they prefer grub worms. I have tried to poison them and trap them and only killed a couple of terrapins and caught a couple of neighbors cats, which I did rescue. I now have a partner in crime that has made a project out of Re-Locating undesirable stray cats. after he catches them he uses an old .22 B.A Stevens with .22 shorts and sends them to catnip tomorrow land. I supply him with sardines and Ammo.

Damn Right, We all BE Americans!

To cut right to the chase . . . .Maybe what I should have said is "Most of our lives is not just one issue." Maybe: They shoulda named this site Ar308 Perverts, MFkurs emeritus, beer drinkers eliete, meat burners deluxe, Know-it-allers Esq. . .Etc.,Etc.,Etc.,Etc.,

MR. WURGER, After all of the hullaboolluu. You need to understand that why ALL-OF-US that come here on a regular basis, are here because we have a high interest in AR308 and shooting sports and the 2A. WE need to understand that there are many other reasons that California is attractive to many as a place to work and raise a family, or also to love and live with someone that is not the Bibical images of a good life-mate, or live somewhere that supports very lazy and/or immoral lifestyles. SO being there is much more attractive than their affection for a constitutional amendment that protects the right to bear arms. Thank goodness we still have the "Right" and freedom to choose where we live. Weigh the advantages and make the decision of what is important to YOU, stay or move. As the man on T.V. said: Deal ...or NO DEAL? Ain't you glad I don't have anything better to do right now than phy-loss-ofie. You are welcome......

Well, I have been there worked there, was in the military there, have friends there, but I like the cost of living and the political situation here in the boonies. DFW, Houston and San Antonio and Midland -Odess. are growing so fast that housing cost is approaching that of the left coast. Folks on Fixed income become fixed on their location.

AMEN And what is so sad is people that leave the socialist, commie, state that run them off because of losing their freedoms come here and want to apply their stupid brand of politics to us, Native Texans.