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It It isn't a lot of work or much time. Just something that needs to happen if you want to save time and money without a trip to the range.

Do you not have a way to boresight the Rifle? If not, you can remove the rear assmbly pin tilt the stock and lower down , remove the bolt group and observe an object (like the top of a telephone pole) out past 30 yards or 25 meters by looking down the bore and without moveing the upper set the scope or iron sights dead onto the object you observed by eyeballing thru the bore and adjust the sights centered over the object observed thru the bore . you will be kind of boresighted.

organic Deco-dildo. . . .

We used to tape our britches legs down and wear a big dog flea collar on each leg

Just saying, after some real experiences with relatives with dementia, may have been Alztimers, or OldTimers, whichever it is. Maybe there is a kind of connection God has with these folks that us unaffected don't know about, anyway it is something to think about.

Looks like one of them waterdogs , and a black snake we used to see up on the Eleven Point and Current rivers in Missourie. They made good fish bait, so my uncle said. I bet the ticks are thick too.

Probably would work on a mad Teddy Bear but most bears attack with a swipe of a paw and claws before biting . . . Tell him to double up on the Glock 10mm have one in each hand..... and also have a sack of ham sammiches to throw to the bear or maybe use a couple of fire arrows, that may be more effective on a bear than pistol bullets. Better yet don't hunt in bear country unless he is hunting bear. Been there won't want to do it again.

Buy another and bigger gun safe! It is easier than selling something you may need later.

Yeah, you wanna see the xrays of my iron plated 4 piece femur? Sorry they are REDACTED

You are kinda right Shepp, maybe if you start eatin' right and watching your six you will one day become one of us good ols dang computer where did that s get in old for?.guys, good luck! Oh by the way, I usually get up late enough to just have coffee with a nice lunch. 😋

That roughing crap was okay when We were young folks with four kids but us older folks like to have a roof over head, a gas stove and a fridge, not to mention a queen bed and a indoor bathroom. Besides it keeps me and wife together, along with our guard dog.

Hell, WASH with all this tootie-fruittie beer these Great Lakes Coast dudes are drinking, no telling how they are liable to cook their hog meat! LOL

A cowboy, who just moved to Montana from Texas, walks into a bar and orders three mugs of Bud. He sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more. The bartender approaches and tells the cowboy, "You know, a mug goes flat after I draw it. It would taste better if you bought one at a time." The cowboy replies, "Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in Arizona , the other is in Colorado. When we all left our home in Texas, we promised that we'd drink this way to remember the days when we drank together. So I'm drinking one beer for each of my brothers and one for myself." The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves it there. The cowboy becomes a regular in the bar, and always drinks the same way. He orders three mugs and drinks them in turn. One day, he comes in and only orders two mugs. All the regulars take notice and fall silent. When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bartender says, "I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my condolences on your loss." The cowboy looks quite puzzled for a moment, then a light dawns in his eyes and he laughs. "Oh, no, everybody's just fine," he explains. "It's just that my wife and I joined the Baptist Church and I had to quit drinking." “It hasn't affected my brothers though."

Oh, I been to a few of them places before

Can you not use AutoCAD?

I fuond this ledder in mi old SeaBag, from my Momma, she shore did luve me, I recckon.... Dear Son, I'm writing this slow 'cause I know you can't read fast. We don't live where we did when you left. Your dad read in the paper that most accidents happen within twenty miles of home, so we moved. Won't be able to send you the address as the last Arkansas family that lived here took the numbers with them for their house, so they wouldn't have to change their address. This place has a washing machine. The first day I put four shirts in it, pulled the chain and haven't seen 'em since. It only rained twice this week, three days the first time and four days the second time. The coat you wanted me to send to you, Aunt Sue said it would be a little too heavy to send in the mail with them heavy buttons, so we cut them off and put them in the pockets. We got a bill from the funeral home, and it said if we didn't make the final payment on Grandma's funeral bill, up she comes. About your sister, she had a baby this morning. I haven't found out whether if it is a boy or girls so dont know if you are an Aunt or Uncle??? Your Uncle John fell in the whiskey vat. Some men tried to get him out, but he fought them off playfully, so he drowned. We cremated him and he burned for three days. Three of your friends went off the bridge in a pickup. One was driving and the other two were in the back. The driver got out. He rolled down the window and swam to safety. The other 2 drowned. They couldn't get the tailgate down. Not much more news this time. Nothing much happened. If you don't get this letter, please let me know and I will send another one. Love, Mom I know, it brangs a tear to mi I 2!

Here you go! OR....

I wa gonna say a cross-eyed woman probably saw two husbands and shot the wrong one.

After nearly 50 years of marriage, a couple was lying in bed one evening, when the wife felt her husband, begin to massage her in ways he hadn't in quite some time. It almost tickled as his fingers started at her neck, and then began moving down past the small of her back. He then caressed her shoulders and neck, slowly worked his hand down, stopping just over her stomach. He then proceeded to place his hand on her left inner arm, working down her side, passing gently over her buttock and down her leg to her calf. Then, he proceeded up her thigh, stopping just at the uppermost portion of her leg. He continued in the same manner on her right side, then suddenly stopped, rolled over and became silent. As she had become quite aroused by this caressing, she asked in a loving voice, ‘Honey that was wonderful. Why did you stop?' To which he responded: 'I found the remote.'...

🖕 🖕 👇 👇 GOTTCHA ! ! DIDN'T I,....PERVERT!

How about it BEER guzzlers!

For some reason I thought this was really funny!. . .

Thanks for the good information.