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after 60 years I still get that itch when I hear stuff. maybe I need to change my skivvies more often. or use a different kind of bleach (Beads of Bleach)?

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Congress needs to ban semi-automatic motorboats, and prevent all of these awful costly aquatic accidents, Thanks! Your friendly Progressive Insurance Agent

After nearly 50 years of marriage, a couple was lying in bed one evening, when the wife felt her husband, begin to massage her in ways he hadn't in quite some time. It almost tickled as his fingers started at her neck, and then began moving down past the small of her back. He then caressed her shoulders and neck, slowly worked his hand down, stopping just over her stomach. He then proceeded to place his hand on her left inner arm, working down her side, passing gently over her buttock and down her leg to her calf. Then, he proceeded up her thigh, stopping just at the uppermost portion of her leg. He continued in the same manner on her right side, then suddenly stopped, rolled over and became silent. As she had become quite aroused by this caressing, she asked in a loving voice, ‘Honey that was wonderful. Why did you stop?' To which he responded: 'I found the remote.'...

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I got my first Corona19 shot Friday . . . .

This has been around for awhile but it seems appropriate for today's world: Curtis & Leroy bought a mule for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the mule the next day. The next morning the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry, fellows, I have some bad news, the mule died last night." Curtis & Leroy replied,"Well, then just give us our money back." The farmer said, "Can't do that. I went and spent it already." They said, "OK then, just bring us the dead mule." The farmer asked, "What in the world ya'll gonna do with a dead mule?" Curtis said, "We gonna raffle him off." The farmer said, "You can't raffle off a dead mule!" Leroy said, "We shore can! We don't hafta tell nobody he's dead!" A couple of weeks later, the farmer ran into Curtis & Leroy at the Piggly Wiggly grocery store and asked. "What'd you fellers ever do with that dead mule?" They said,"We raffled him off like we said we wuz gonna do." Leroy said,"We sold 500 tickets fer two dollars apiece and made a profit of $898." The farmer said, "Didn't anyone complain?" Curtis said, "Well, the feller who won got upset. So we gave him his two dollars back." Curtis and Leroy now work for the government. They're overseeing the Bailout & Stimulus Programs.

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Actually the man needs a Marlin 45-70 lever gun or a Sharps 50-110. Then he can make his elk sausage in the camp !

. . . But I do git this !

Sorry I didn't & don't GIT IT!?

I do it the old way! look in my gunsmith book from 1977 ! 4-48, 6-32 etc., etc., I also have sets all sorted in a tap box. That way they will match the screws in my old American firearms like a J.C. Higgins 12 ga..double barrel shotgun, okay Mr. sleepy Joe?

anyone think this is funny?

I should know what mine weighs, (1356#) but I don't know what the buoyancy factor is,since It was bolted to my bass tracker 17' bass boat with a 48 HP Johnson motor and it sunk in 205' of water, with 4 life jackets under the big seat Maybe someone can figure it out?

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Well Steve, my bad, I only noticed what I thought was one 8# jug, by the way a 15 year old Honda mower that runs good is probably better than the new ones are today. I am also a ways from a city, It is 40 miles in any direction from my house to a Walmart or McDonalds or Whataburger, also here in Texas, where are you ? out in West Texas? the only powder I have bought for a while is a pound of was 777 FF.

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Sounds like a very expensive 8# of powder.

I agree 392, It seems like Dustbuster seems to be writing a P.H.D dissertation on "The Art of Nit-picking a LR308 /AR10 semi automatic DIG operated rifles' firing pin stuff and hammer strikes"

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All Child protective custody DCS ad the other state organizations are cut from the same sorry cloth. They are all educated with the same Marxist Bull Schidt manuals.

I didn't mean all those tools aren't useful, back then you still had to gap and file distributor points in your 283 SBC engine and change the oil every 1500 miles. and use a paper road map from Mobil or Texaco to figure out how to get to grandma's house for Thanksgiving turkey and dressing! Most gunsmithing jobs were undoing owner abuse of their only gun, (kinda like now!) replacing broken stocks, stock refinishing, grinding off rust and polishing with a cloth wheel in order to hot reblue pistols, rifles and shotguns and of course drilling and taping to mount scopes, and aftermarket peep sights. Very few guns had mechanical problems from the factories, when they did it was tedious work. Very few of us did custom mods and accuryizing. Rebarreling required a big vise and a lot of arm strength.

I wonder how I ran a gunsmith shop at three different places for 38 years without having any of those tools, .......maybe it was because I never worked on any AR or AK guns back then.