Matt.Cross

Stop, I'm blushing... What a fantastic weekend! I had the time of my life, for sure. As Doc said, it was a bit more subdued this time around, but I laughed my pale hairy butt off the whole time all the same. Some quotes from the weekend.... "I wasn't aware that Dollar General is selling branded ARs..." "You know her as Madge; to the rest of us, she's known as Emphyzema Barbie!" "It's like watching a retard play with fire..." More to come as I recall them....

There's lots of aluminum in the top of that, but believe you me, it's 95% or better brass.

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Initial scores thus far.... Steak preparation: Matt - 1 Tom - 0 Ejection Port Install: Matt - 1 Tom - 0

It has begun!

I signed up, same username.

I'm sorry to hear about your sister, we'll miss you and keep you in our thoughts and prayers.

I just hit the ground in PHX....

I'm about to board the plane in Charlotte as we speak....

Yup, gonna have to be on the road early myself...

You're more than welcome to borrow one of my rigs at your leisure, as I will only be utilizing one at a time.

I haven't even warmed up yet... Our friend GReg (only half-drunk) issued me a warning for being a tool just cause my name is Matt....

You sorry bastidges.... the lot of you!

What they said ^^^^^ You're disgracing well-meaning retarded people named 'Matt' everywhere. Go back to the hole you crawled out of....

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It's a plan!

I'm with Verizon and my service is pretty good.

It's illegal to mistreat a cactus.

Holy mother! That's a Unimat! That's a rare little gem!

This thread is public and being followed by non-members interested in the shoot, just to keep all the comments in context. When somebody comes off with a line about shooting target setters, invited guests may decline to come along, not knowing or having any way to know better. This is the first time it's been opened up for interested outside parties and it's important not to give folks the wrong idea about the fun we have. Just a heads-up. That said, smack-talking is still the order of the day, so lay it on me.

Aye aye.

We need a "must-read" sticky on that very topic....

Save some for the primitive weapons match, I've discovered the rolling pins' meaner older brother.

I figure the time is right to ramp up the hyperbole and smack-talk, that way it'll just escalate once we get there.