Matt.Cross Posted April 16, 2015 Report Share Posted April 16, 2015 Shoot, I'd pay $10 just to hear one of them girls piss in a tin can over the telephone. I'd stand in the ticket line for the raffle to drink her bathwater... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
survivalshop Posted April 17, 2015 Author Report Share Posted April 17, 2015 I'd stand in the ticket line for the raffle to drink her bathwater... Even if it smelled like a Beirut Massacre ? <laughs> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
planeflyer21 Posted April 17, 2015 Report Share Posted April 17, 2015 Well it just so happens with an hour notice...and your credit card clearing...I can get those girls to pee in a tin cup over the phone for you, for only $500 dollars! No talking, no cooing sounds, just splatter on a tin cup. Matt, for a cool $1500 I can get you their bathwater...it may smell a bit like Hartz Flea & Tick but hey, they're women. No telling why they do what they do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt.Cross Posted April 17, 2015 Report Share Posted April 17, 2015 Well it just so happens with an hour notice...and your credit card clearing...I can get those girls to pee in a tin cup over the phone for you, for only $500 dollars! No talking, no cooing sounds, just splatter on a tin cup. Matt, for a cool $1500 I can get you their bathwater...it may smell a bit like Hartz Flea & Tick but hey, they're women. No telling why they do what they do. Mmmmmm... I smell a con... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
98Z5V Posted April 18, 2015 Report Share Posted April 18, 2015 For a plane ticket to their location, 20 minutes of time in the bar that they hang out in, and the cost of two drinks... I bet i can get in their junk FO FWEE... :)) <thumbsup> Who's buying the plane ticket, and running the video camera?... :banana: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wetncold Posted April 18, 2015 Report Share Posted April 18, 2015 I can fly. I'm a pilot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unforgiven Posted April 19, 2015 Report Share Posted April 19, 2015 Pick me up brother I got a cup. >:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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