Yesterday my daughter emailed me, again, asking why I didn't do something useful with my time, like sitting around the pool and drinking wine isn't a good thing. Talking about my doing something useful seems to be her favorite topic of conversation. She is only thinking of me she said, and suggested I go down to the senior center and hang out with the fellas. So, I did and when I got home, decided to play a prank on her. I sent her an email saying that I had joined the senior parachute club. She replied are you nuts? You're 67 years old and now you're going to start jumping out of airplanes ? I told her that I even had a membership card and emailed a copy to her. Immediately, she telephone me and yelled, good grief, dad, where are your glasses? This is a membership to a prostitutes club, not a parachute club. oh man I am I in trouble. I said, I signed up for five jumps a week. The line went dead. Life as a senior citizen isn't getting any easier, but sometimes it can be fun.