Fixed that for you. I puked purple mad dog all over my buddies dorm bathroom one night pre gaming for a house party. The female Russian RA heard me and was questioning me like she was KGB, I told her I had bad Chinese food. All I think was "I would fuck the borscht outta you Onia!!! " she was smoking hot and had an accent that would make you cream your shorts.
Yukon jack, and Malibu need to be on there