“When in Doubt, Empty The Magazine”
“Sniper: You can run, but you’ll just die tired!”
“Machine Gunners : Accuracy By Volume”
“Except For Ending Slavery, Fascism, Nazism and Communism, WAR has Never Solved Anything.”
”U.S. Marines : Certified Counselors to the 72 Virgins Dating Club.”
"U.S. Air Force : Travel Agents To Allah”
“The Marine Corps : When It Absolutely, Positively Has To Be Destroyed Overnight”
“Death Smiles At Everyone : Marines Smile Back”
“What Do I Feel When I Kill A Terrorist? A Little Recoil”
“Marines : Providing Enemies of America an Opportunity To Die For their Country Since 1775″
“Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Anyone Who Threatens It”
“Happiness Is A Belt-Fed Weapon”
“It’s God’s Job to Forgive Bin Laden : It was Our Job To Arrange The Meeting”
“Artillery Brings Dignity to What Would Otherwise Be Just A Vulgar Brawl”
“One Shot, Twelve Kills : U.S. Naval Gun Fire Support “
“My Kid Fought In Iraq So Your Kid Can Party In College”
“A Dead Enemy Is A Peaceful Enemy : Blessed Be The Peacemakers”
…and finally,
“Some people spend an entire lifetime wondering if they made a difference in the world. The US military doesn’t have that problem.”