A duck waddles into a Convenient store the clerk looks at the duck and the duck mudders got any gwapes?? Whaaat the fook get out of my store you duck!!
The next day the duck waddles back in to the same store... Got any gwapes?
The clerk whaaat the fook get out of my store or ill staple your feet to the floor!!! (Wielding a stapler)
Then again the duck waddles to the same store the same clerk and mudders got any staples?
The clerk whaaat the fook no I got no dam staples!!! GTFO!!! The duck mudders got any gwapes???
An old salty fisherman strolled in to the local pub on the docks
The bartender notices a bearded weathered old man struggling in from the door and on his belt is a full size ships wheel.
The old man leans on the bar with a sigh
The tender approaches and hesitantly asks what can I get you Captian?
Arg poor me a beer!
Hmm alright but before I do what do you have that wheel there for??
Eii you buy me my beer and ill tell ya.
Well the tender had seen many strange things on the docks so he obliged the old sailor.
The sailor chuges his beer wipes his beard. The tender is thinking he just got duped..
Well what's that wheel all about??
The sailor replys Arg she drives me nuts!!!