Ok I'm the tooth fairy but gents I have two girls sooo, I'm a ninja my older girl knocks out my younger girls tooth!!! Yes I don't have to get bit pulling it out and she gets 5 bucks and a black eye! Wait it was a accident for sure. The big one doesn't lie yet and s happens.
Here's the hard part my oldest ( bunk beds) sleeps like her dad ( ninja hahaha) hour one I try to crack the door.... Damn door is tight ( I built the house you bet it's tight and right) and I here hey?!! Too early. Come back 45 min later cracked the door and bail! Minor rustling. Come back in 30 and all black get past the door refigure the shadow of night light ( not the boogie man / ninja) and proceed to the floor ( crack pop!!) goes the bones.... Hold russll russll the big one sputters "yea no.. Snore" at this point I'm ready to choke on the money to not die laughing!!! Wait it gets better. The tooth fairy package was on the floor no where near the pillow (3ft) past ninja crawl!!!! Ok tooth fairy still good to go!!!