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That's the story of life right there, sir!!!

JUST FRED - Humor An Arizona Highway Patrol officer stops a Harley for traveling faster than the posted speed limit, so he asks the biker his name. 'Fred,' he replies. 'Fred what?' the officer asks. 'Just Fred,' the man responds. The officer is in a good mood, thinks he might just give the biker a break, and write him out a warning instead of a ticket. The officer then presses him for the last name. The man tells him that he used to have a last name but lost it. The officer thinks that he has a nut case on his hands but plays along with it. 'Tell me, Fred, how did you lose your last name?' The biker replies, 'It's a long story, so stay with me.' I was born Fred Johnson. I studied hard and got good grades. When I got older, I realized that I wanted to be a doctor. I went through college, medical school, internship, residency, and finally got my degree, so I was Fred Johnson, MD. After a while I got bored being a doctor, so I decided to go back to school. Dentistry was my dream! Got all the way through School, got my degree, so then I was Fred Johnson, MD, DDS. Got bored doing dentistry, so I started fooling around with my assistant and she gave me VD, so now I was Fred Johnson, MD, DDS, with VD. Well, the ADA found out about the VD, so they took away my DDS. Then I was Fred Johnson, MD, with VD. Then the AMA found out about the ADA taking away my DDS because of the VD, so they took away my MD leaving me as Fred Johnson with VD. Then the VD took away my Johnson, so now I am Just Fred.' The officer walked away in tears, laughing.

REAL Mopar is the 64 RACE Hemi, which had ALUMINUM heads!!!! Lol!!!!

I finally broke down and bought a smoker on sale today. Put it all together and will try it this Saturday.

That's the only thing I dont miss about growing up in Kansas City! The summer humidity can be so bad there! I do miss the noise and lightning from big thunderstorms though, loved that part of them!!

The future is certainly looking good at your house!!! 😁😁😁😁

This is what they sent me!!

Awesome way to spend time with your grandson and kudos to you for your teaching method in letting him figure it out!!

It looks like a lot of fun!

Lol!! I'll take a picture of it when I get home from work and post it. I figured someone would say that but I ran out of time this morning.

My 5 Larue MBTs were here when I got home yesterday!!! Along with a hat, a bottle opener and one of the coolest bumper stickers I've seen in a looong time!!!

Thanks Mike!

I've owned a Glock 23 since 1993.

Converted???

I found out that isn't a lie!!!!

It is from Smoke Composites. It is a NICE piece and the people there are about the best customer service I've dealt with in awhile!

Thanks guys! Everything other than the receivers is titanium, carbon fiber or lightened. Even the receivers are the lightest I could find. Want to go shoot it sometime I hope. I have more money in this damn thing than my .338 Lapua!! Go figure that all those light parts cost that much!!!!

All the parts came in! I'm building these today!!!

It is finally completed!

The one on the 4th was just a fun set of rollers, like jello. The one last night was even better, lasted longer and we were in a restaurant, watching the liquor in bottles moving and then the lights swinging. A few people freaked out a bit but they were fun to watch. Even last night was just rollers again but lasted longer and was fun!