Cunuckgaucho

Country abbreviations are 3 letters while states/provinces are 2 letters. A common mistake so don't feel bad, Justin Beiber and Jim Carry made the same mistake and ended up in California FYI USA let them in so your now responsible for them

Little David was in his 5th grade class in an Alberta charter school when the teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up - fireman, policeman, salesman, doctor, lawyer. David was being uncharacteristically quiet, so the teacher asked him about his father. “My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes in front of other men and they put money in his underwear. Sometimes if they are really good generous tippers, he goes home with them. The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some exercises and took little David aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?” “No, of course not;" said David. "He works for the Liberal Party of Canada, but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids.“

Oh I'm using that at work...

Welcome from BC

Welcome from BC

Great news and a great beginning to 2021

Confused was probably 2 drinks ago... a few more and I'll be invincible

Might as well make it fun

Welcome from BC

Welcome from BC

You to brother, hope you at least gave yourself a day off from your reno projects to relax.

Welcome from BC

What's left of a 400A/600V fuse after the plant handyman decided that he was capable of adding a new spotwelder to the production line.

This one let out lots of smoke, filled up 1200 sqft area. Wouldn't being colour blind and unable to distinguish between red and green make ?( gender identity a bit vague) well qualified?

Simple fix... Now comes in liquid form( scented/unscented) for easier application

I've yet to meet a man who hasn't been caught by that trap

Yeah but sometimes it's a bobby trap

While I'm happy for you guys, feeling a bit sorry for me. My plan is to shoot tomorrow but it's not the same.

Rumors that Yellowstone might show up hereat some point

What if she says things are fine? asking for a friend...

Just for clarification is the red tape identifying the hot conductor? if so then it's pretty simple. Did you have him troubleshoot the non working devices?

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