Sharpshooter

Yeah, but savages can be right, can't they?

I'm one of the nicest, sweetest, easiest going people on this board (all right, you can put your barf bags away now), but you don't come on here as a newguy and start telling people how wrong/stupid they are without getting a teeny tiny bit of pushback. Do please feel free to take your marbles and run away home to those who think you know what the fuk you're talking about.

What? Isn't that the way you ride a motorcycle?

I hear that, brother!

What, laughing? If not, he should have. I don't mean this in a hurtful way, I just mean he made me laugh in so many different ways.

And Lewis and Clark took an "air rifle" with them that was seriously impressive. Don't forget the possibilities!

No, not ouch. Fukking Ouch!!😫

I'm reminded of ... oh well, too long of a story. Ask me about the prettiest stripper some other time.

Hey, joke'em if they can't take a fukk!

And, just to reinforce what @Armed Eye Doc said, what is the purpose of your rifle? I'm reminded of the movie "Robocop" where one of the bad guys has just gotten a military grade weapon that he uses to shoot a fire hydrant into oblivion: "State of the art bang-bang!" Is that what you need, or could you make do with something not quite so potent?

Yes, getting better. But, OUCH! I think I'll wait a bit.

Welcome from Arkansas

Tell me about it, brother!

Looking good, brother. If I had to be hidden in the bushes, that's what I'd want to have in my hands.

But it looks good anyway!

So, @1500VHO, what's your complaint? 😀

I think that's a terrible situation! I'd hate to lose a nice rifle due to a boating accident!

Looks good @98Z5V! Looking forward to the thong/bikini approach to overspray!

^^^^ I hear that!

Looks good, @Black_Sheep!

No, dude! surely you can make that thing 1:1! And with remote controls, instead of photon torpedoes maybe you could have .308 (or your caliber of choice) ready to send on their way!

Poop? Really?

Aw, jeez, you poor fux have to write a note to yourselves? poop, I'll have to write myself a note not to do that!!

Welcome from Arkansas

Welcome from Arkansas