Whisky is easy for me,
Things to qualify:
Glass Bottle
Wood Cork
Kentucky on the label
Wild Turkey is my go to, go to liquor store, go to bourbon isle, go to top shelf, go to the cashier, go home and enjoy
And, you can light up a camp fire with it or add it to your fuel tank if your not going to get your bike home with the near empty tank you have (so I imagine)