Pulled over ready for battle-part 2 AZ style

[DNP]

Stole this off another forum from a guy with a lot of good jokes.

Drew and Robo are driving through Arizona when they get pulled over by a state trooper. The trooper walks up, taps on the window with his nightstick, the driver rolls down the window, and the trooper smacks! him in the head with the stick.

Robo says, "Why'd you do that?

The trooper says, "You're in Arizona, son. When I pull you over, you'll have your license ready."

Robo says, "I'm sorry, officer, I'm not from around here."

The trooper runs a check on the guy's license, and he's clean. He gives Robo his license back and walks around to the passenger side and taps on the window. Drew rolls his window down, and the trooper smacks! him with the nightstick.

Drew says, "What the hell, why you do that to me?"

The cop says,"Just making your wishes come true."

Drew says, "Huh?"

The cop says, "I know that two miles down the road you're gonna say,' I wish that "Mother F%^&*#" would have tried that sh*t with me.'"

Edited March 14, 2013 by DNP

[sketch]

Pretty good

[98Z5V]

BWAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!   

 

 

 

I've been night-sticked right in the fucking mellon!  Bring it bitches!!!     Afterwards, I was sayin'

[BLKSHEEP]

Y'all are killin me today!

[Tripledeuce]

     OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!   thats a good one!!!!!

     Terry

[unforgiven]

 

[392heminut]

ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!