Could I explain this as a Halloween prop?

[imschur]

I'm thinking my old lady WILL NOT APPROVE

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B009Z1LEDM/ref=as_li_ss_tl?ie=UTF8&camp=1789&creative=390957&creativeASIN=B009Z1LEDM&linkCode=as2&tag=amzn_tk-20

[sketch]

Hahaha ships by Xmas I'm thinking you spy it you have to buy it!! Wait that's not a dog or penut butter. If this is the case that's what you should be in the market for! :) couldn't help myself.

[bubbasks]

Hole saw, epoxy and a fleshlight in that order too? Splurge a little. Its black Friday

[edgecrusher]

Hole saw, epoxy and a fleshlight in that order too? Splurge a little. Its black Friday

Lol

[Robocop1051]

You're gonna get fiberglass splinters in your dork.

I think Bubba may be on to something here.

[Microgunner]

Make a lamp outta her (the mannequin that is).

[392heminut]

Make a lamp outta her (the mannequin that is).

THAT would put The Old Man's Major Award to shame bigtime! <lmao>