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People have lost their sense of humor.

 

Tell me about it.

 

Just yesterday my "almost 17" daughter told me that she saw a t-shirt that she really liked and wanted me to guess what was on it. 

 

Taking into consideration that this is a foster-adopted kid that is sexually active, and likes to say things for "shock effect" whenever she can, I decided to be a smartass crank it up a notch. I replied "it says 'Cum Dumpster'."

 

She got mad and told mom and now my wife is pissed off at me. So my attempt at humor was quashed, and I'm getting sh*t over it. 

 

P.S. Another humorous situation came about when the wife and her ordered a "toy" for her, the same week I ordered my 300 BLK barrel...........

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Tell me about it.

 

Just yesterday my "almost 17" daughter told me that she saw a t-shirt that she really liked and wanted me to guess what was on it. 

 

Taking into consideration that this is a foster-adopted kid that is sexually active, and likes to say things for "shock effect" whenever she can, I decided to be a smartass crank it up a notch. I replied "it says 'Cum Dumpster'."

 

She got mad and told mom and now my wife is pissed off at me. So my attempt at humor was quashed, and I'm getting sh*t over it. 

 

P.S. Another humorous situation came about when the wife and her ordered a "toy" for her, the same week I ordered my 300 BLK barrel...........

I am wrestling internally with how I should even feel about this.  You have presented us with a complex situation filled with cultural taboos yet humorous overtones.   Im going to need a drink to process this.

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A drug person can learn to cope with things like seeing their dead grandmother crawling up their leg with a knife in her teeth. 

 

I had to look this one up.  I had it all mixed up from memory. 

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you can turn your back on a person....

pretty sure I can quote that movie front to back lol. I can do pulp fiction without missing a single scene. 2 of my favorite movies.

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you can turn your back on a person....

pretty sure I can quote that movie front to back lol. I can do pulp fiction without missing a single scene. 2 of my favorite movies.

Ah ha.......turn that Hendrix off, "head"    You have good taste.  I read the script of FLLV after finding it in my college library.  

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got the book right here on my shelf, near my framed copies of the rolling stones issue dedicated to hunter after he offed himself. also several books of ralph steadmans artwork squeezed up close to electric kool-aid acid test. I even have a nice old copy of keseys garage sale. my 'head collection is pretty decent.

now the real question...do I prefer Nirvana or Hendrix. this is honestly a tough question. I must meditate.

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if it comes down to a few choice songs, I can agree. it was before my time, but castles made of sand is one of my favorite songs. if were going to look at the entire collection as a whole, Nirvana might have the edge. I have some import CDs that are REALLY good. and their cover of where did you sleep last night (lead belly) from the unplugged album was pure aural bliss.

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I came up on minor threat and misfits to be honest. my bike riding set lists are still primarily punk. I played guitar (poorly) in a pile of punk and hardcore bands. I was a drum&bass dj and also a big hiphop head. I had a wild and diverse youth lol.

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I have NEVER used any drug...other than Beer Wine and Liquor in all my life. 

Never to late to start brother.Just sayin........Then you got Ramones,Johnny rotten,Dead Kennedys,X

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I'd just like to thank all of you for participating in this massive runaway thread jack. especially gnatshooter, whose angry nonsensical rant made it all possible.

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