That reminds me of the one about the little old lady, going into the bank to open an account with her life savings.
When the banker asked for her money, she opened her purse and exclaimed "It's gone! I've lost my life savings! It was everything I had!"
Just then a lawyer in an expensive suit came up, saying "Excuse me...I couldn't help but overhear that you lost your life savings."
The distraught old lady sobbed "Yes! I had it right before I came inside the bank here."
The lawyer asked "By any chance, was it a large roll of $100 bills, held together with a rubber band?"
"Why yes it was! Have you found my money?" the woman asked.
"No," said the lawyer, "but I found your rubber band."