There was a time when I was briefly on teaching staff at a university. I had an office and everything, and I'd crash at the office instead of driving home after partying just a bit too much. So I'm there in the office building after night lockup, all by myself, and so one night I go exploring.
It occurs to me to check out the women's lavatories. First thing, they are bigger than the men's. They had couches in them, and magazine racks. They were set up as hangouts!
I was amazed at what they wrote on the walls -- what professors were 'hot', which ones had a really big schlong, which ones could last all night, it was totally amazing. These women professors wrote stuff -- personal stuff -- on the walls that you never see in the men's john, and it's totally graphic.
If you guys think guys write amazing stuff on the walls of the men's room, the women have you totally beat.
My gosh.