ST - might I suggest Team America
"Pussies don't like dicks because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fück assholes. Assholes that just want to shît on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fück an åsshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is they fück too much or fück when it isn't appropriate. And it takes a püssy to show them that. But sometimes pussies can be so full of shît that they become assholes themselves. Because pussies are a inch and half away from assholes. I don't know much about this crazy crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us fück this åsshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shît."