An Israeli doctor says: “Medicine is so advanced in Israel that we can cut off a man's testicles put them on another man and in 6 weeks he is looking for work.
The German doctor says: “That's nothing, In Germany we take part of a brain put it in another man and in 4 weeks he is looking for work.
The Russian doctor says: “Gentlemen, we take half a heart from a man put it in another's chest and in 2 weeks he is looking for work."
The American doctor laughs: "You all are behind us. Seven years ago we took a Muslim with no brains, no heart and no balls and made him President. Now, the whole damn country is looking for work!"